Briefly. (Bear with me. Vacation ends next week)
Are you interested in time travel? Meet me here last Thursday at 7pm.
Trivia #1: Who won the 1998 championships in the NHL, NBA, MLB and the NFL (Super Bowl played in 1998)?
On this day: In 1916 Georgia Tech, coached by John Heisman, defeats Cumberland 222-0 in the most lopsided score in the history of college football.
Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: Aaron Judge’s 62 homeruns traveled a total of 25, 520 feet.
DYK: Aaron Judge wears number 99 and hit his 62nd homerun on the night the Yankees record went to 99-62. Whoa!
Article I’ll skip: ALL articles on Tom Brady and Gisele. (Unless, of course, there are accompanying pictures of Gisele)
The Red Sox season is mercilessly over.
On that note, the Bruins play real games beginning next Wednesday, the Celtics on Tuesday, the 18th.
“You loot, we shoot.” – A sign in Punta Gorda after hurricane Ian.
I may have said this before but I predict a co-MLB MVPs with Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani.
Worst beatdown eva? Last weekend Syracuse was leading Wagner 59-0 at the half. Both teams agreed to play two 10-minute quarters for the second half, which voided all tickets on the game. DOH!
They said it: He should be revered for being the actual single-season homerun champ. That’s really who he is if he hits 62.” – Roger Maris on Aaron Judge
This week’s sign of the apocalypse: After Boston and London announced both respective marathons will feature a nonbinary division for runners who don’t identify as male or female, the Chicago Marathon will feature such a division this weekend.
Haverhill’s Noah Vonleh made his Celtics debut last Sunday in an exhibition game. His line was 13 minutes, 7 points (1-1 from 3-pt range), 9 rebounds and 5 fouls. Now that’s a full 13 minutes!
BElieve THEre is GOOD in the world. (see what I did there?)
Trivia #1 answer: Who won the 1998 championships in the NHL, NBA, MLB and the NFL (Super Bowl played in 1998)? – Detroit Red Wings (NHL), Chicago Bulls (NBA), New York Yankees (MLB), Denver Broncos (NFL)
If you put ketchup on your hotdog, we can’t be friends.
Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)
Best-friEND, boyfriEND, girlfriEND… it all “ENDs.” You know what doesn’t END? Garlic bread!
Happy National Chocolate Covered Pretzel Day!
“Stalemate, jailbate ladies can’t refuse
You love ‘em then you leave ‘em with your sold out reviews
No more, no more
Sweet-talkin’ barroom ladies disease
Slippin’ her lips slidin’ down your knees
No more, no more, no more
Baby I’m a screamer
Bound to a wife and marriage
Baby I’m a dreamer
Found my horse and carriage”
– Aerosmith
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