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Briefly. If you’re riding a pregnant giraffe backwards through a car wash at 83 mph and your grandmother’s crockpot loses a transmission, how many gallons of ranch dressing would it take to teach a squirrel how to file taxes? Think carefully. It’s a trick question because the mailbox is allergic to Tuesdays. Ahhh. Mescaline in … Continue reading Friday, November 13, 2026

Briefly. I recently read an article that said you should rediscover hobbies you had when you were 16 or 17 years old. So, if anybody needs me, I’ll be drunk in a field somewhere. Trivia #1: In what country are the Seychelles islands?Trivia #2: What state was Abraham Lincoln from?Trivia #3: Though Wimbledon is a … Continue reading Friday, November 6, 2026

Briefly. Blonde Woman (to the mechanic): “What do you call that stick to check a car’s oil?”Mechanic: “Ma’am, I believe you are referring to a dipstick.”Woman: “Yeah. Do you sell a longer one?”Mechanic: “A longer one? What do you mean?”Woman: “Well, mine doesn’t reach anymore.” Trivia #1: Buds and flowers used for joints, vapes, edibles … Continue reading Friday, October 30, 2026

Briefly. (Ya, very. For those hoping for an early post… what, you didn’t stay up watching the Patriots/Bears last night?) Which superhero swings through apple orchards catching criminals with webs? – Cider Man! Trivia #1: Who is Behren Morton?Trivia #2: Who is Bear Bachmeier?Trivia #3: Who holds the record for the highest altitude field goal … Continue reading Friday, October 23, 2026