Friday, January 27, 2023

Briefly.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

Trivia #1: What 4 teams have never appeared in a Super Bowl?

On this day: January 27, 1591, as part of the Berwick witch trials, Scottish schoolmaster Dr. John Fian is burned for witchcraft at Castle Hill,  by order of King James VI.

I’m beginning to think that the Bruins are for real but the Celtics are not.

I went 3 for 4 in my NFL picks and are still alive for Philadelphia to beat Kansas City in Super Bowl LVII

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: I honestly don’t know where to start. This world is going to shit. I guess I’ll pick one: Renovations on Splash Mountain, which many fans consider a Disney staple, began on Monday. Disney announced in June 2020 that it was planning to reimagine the ride after growing complaints due to its associations with the 1946 film Song of the South, namely a Change.org petition with over 21,000 signatures stating that the ride is “steeped in extremely problematic and stereotypical racist tropes.”
This week’s sign of the apocalypse, part deux: DMT, a hallucinogenic drug and schedule I substance, could be legal if a bill is passed in New Hampshire. The House Criminal Justice and Public Safety Committee heard from several people who said they were ministers of a nontraditional church, who claim the drug allows people to find God and should be legal for spiritual reasons.

After the Cowboys collapse last weekend, Dak Prescott threw his helmet in disgust. It was intercepted.

Good news: The FDA last Friday approved the use of Alzheimer’s drug lecanemab, the first drug clearly shown to slow the progress of the debilitating disease.

So, I was channel surfing the other night and came upon a WWE match. There was actually a commercial break in the middle of a match! WTF!

Don’t allow a job to stress you out because your job will be posted online before your obituary.

With 16:30 left in the second half of Loyola-Chicago-Duquesne game the other night, with the ball down near the right baseline, an Uber Eats delivery man waltzed onto the court looking for someone to claim the McDonald’s he was holding. 

The NFL dodged a bullet with Cincinnati beating Buffalo thereby avoiding the AFC Championship being played at a neutral site, Atlanta, due to the Damar Hamlin incident.

Have you seen professional “Slap Fighting?” Google it. Holy shit!

Speaking of which, I recommend google.com as the best website to google stuff on the internet.

Article I’ll skip: Here’s who Americans want to see in Super Bowl LVII matchup

Trivia #1 answer: What 4 teams have never appeared in a Super Bowl? – Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars

Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the “Send” button by 89%.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

Happy World Breast Pumping Day!

“They’re dancin’ on the ceilin’
they’re dancin’ on the floor
People everywhere comin’ through the door
They knew there’s a party goin’ on
Do the dancin’ romance all night long
C’mon baby, I’ll keep you satisfied
All you gotta do is move
Every time you feel that groove
Ain’t nothing but a house party”