Friday, March 20, 2020

Briefly. (not really. I think we’re all bored to some extent) 

Don’t worry, I sanitized this before sending. 

Trivia #1: Name the top 5 tight ends in Patriots history in term of career receptions (with the Patriots), bonus if in order? – Ben Coates, Aaron Hernandez, Rob Gronkowski, Daniel Graham, Marv Cook, Ben Watson, Russ Francis, Dougie McKay

Trivia #2: What’s a crwth?

Trivia #3: Four franchises have never beaten a Tom Brady led Patriots team, regular season plus playoffs. Who are they?

Trivia #4: Who was the first player in NHL history to score 50 goals in a season?

Trivia #5: How many career wins did the Tigers’ Mark Fidrych have? 21, 25, 29, 35, 44, 52, 60? 

Tom Brady. I’m sorry but I’ve had enough. Look, I get it. What an incredible run, great memories, the GOAT. But let’s face it, he’s the enemy now. If you’re a Pats fan are you going to root for him when the Bucs play the Pats? If so, you ain’t no Pats fan. 

Speaking of Tom Brady, ya, I’d still bang him! 

Trivia #3 hint, all are NFC teams. 

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Today, Little Darlings, a strip club in Las Vegas, will offer drive-thru strip shows to comply with Nevada’s new guidelines. On Saturday, they will be launching their new feature show at midnight, “XXX Nude Hand Sanitizer Wrestling.” 

I’m off today and plan to at least swing my clubs in the back yard. That will help. 

Arbys, we have the meats! (Loop does too!) 

You might recall I mocked Chris Sale back in November when he said he felt good. That was a long time ago. Maybe the entire MLB season will be cancelled??? #pleasejustthisonce 

Tough time if you really need a haircut. Speaking of which, we’re gonna find out what color some people’s hair really is… 

I really miss the NCAA men’s basketball tournament but hey, at least my bracket isn’t broken after the first day! 

Better to die on your feet than on your knees. 

Yesterday I ate two pieces of string and today they came out tied together. I  you knot! 

I am certainly saving money with Draft Kings offering nothing but soccer, but I do miss the action. 

I’ve realized how often I touch my face. I mean all… the… time!!!! 

I was going to mention Maurice “Rocket” Richard in my “R.I.P.” section but… he was a career Montreal Canadian (#suchahater) 

Trivia #1 answer: Name the top 5 tight ends in Patriots history in term of career receptions (with the Patriots), bonus if in order? – Ben Coates, Aaron Hernandez, Rob Gronkowski, Daniel Graham, Marv Cook, Ben Watson, Russ Francis, Dougie McKay – Gronk (521), Ben Coates (490), Marv Cook (210), Russ Francis (207), Ben Watson (184)

Trivia #2 answer: What’s a crwth? – An ancient Celtic stringed instrument that is plucked or bowed

Trivia #3 answer: Four franchises have never beaten a Tom Brady led Patriots team, regular season plus playoffs. Who are they? – Atlanta Falcons (6-0), Chicago Bears (5-0), Minnesota Vikings, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Trivia #4 answer: Who was the first player in NHL history to score 50 goals in a season? – Maurice “Rocket” Richard (in 50 games in 1944-45)

Trivia #5: How many career wins did the Tigers’ Mark Fidrych have? 21, 25, 29, 35, 44, 52, 60? – 29 

“Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago
I wanna be sedated
Nothin’ to do and nowhere to go
I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport
Put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can’t control my fingers
I can’t control my brain
Oh no no no no no”
 

– The Ramones

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