Briefly. (The ocean calls)
A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF
Trivia #1: Who was the first artist to have a top 40 hit in seven consecutive decades?
Trivia #2: What city is known as the birthplace of Memorial Day? – no hints/multiple choice
Go away: LeBron James
Here’s a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don’t serve alcohol in prison.
On this day: May 26, 1897, Irish writer Bram Stoker published the Gothic horror classic Dracula, which became the basis for an entire genre of literature and films about vampires.
Article I’ll skip: Kids need to be kids in America, said Orlando cab driver troubled by the trans agenda
Good news: The Lakers were swept by the Denver Nuggets
Speaking of the Celtics… they live on.
Speaking of the NHL… I hate when Bruins’ fans say that they’ll feel better if the Florida Panthers win it all because they beat the Bruins. Bullshit. Nothing can make me feel better about their losing this year.
R.I.P. Rick Hoyt (61) due to complications with his respiratory system – Boston Marathon icon was a longtime staple on the Boston course, pushed in his wheelchair by his father Dick for decades. Rick was also a pioneer in education. His mother, Judy Hoyt changed the laws allowing her son to be educated alongside his nondisabled peers.
R.I.P. Tina Turner (83) – American—born Swiss singer known as the “Queen of Rock ‘n Roll.” She rose to prominence as the lead singer for the Ike & Tine Turner Revue before launching a successful career as a solo performer. Two-time Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee, also inducted to the Soul Music Hall of Fame and the St. Louis Classic Rock Hall of Fame.
Trivia #1 answer: Who was the first artist to have a top 40 hit in seven consecutive decades? – Tina Turner
Trivia #2 answer: What city is known as the birthplace of Memorial Day? – no hints/multiple choice – Waterloo, New York
Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what happened.
Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)
Happy National Paper Airplane Day!
“Big wheel keep on turning
Proud Mary keep on burning
We’re rolling, rolling
Rolling on the river
Liston to the story”
– Creedence Clearwater Revival – Performed by Tina Turner
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