Briefly.
I only do what the voices in my wife’s head tell her to tell me do.
Trivia #1: Which new year did Dick Clark first host his New Year’s Rockin’ Eve special for? – 1975, 1969, 1973, 1978, 1812
Trivia #2: The Cleveland Indians are changing their name in 2022 to the Cleveland what? – Guardians, Chiefs, Cavaliers, Batters, Baseball Team, Matadors, Pansies
Trivia #3: Which sports made their Olympic debut in 2020? – (Judo, Parkour, Snowboarding and Wind Surfing), (Karate, Sport Climbing, Skateboarding and Surfing), (Aikido, Ice Climbing, Bodyboarding and Kitesurfing), (Sumo, Bungee Jumping, Kiteboarding and Surf Kayaking), (Chess, Naked Twister, Pole Dancing and Knuckle Cracking)
Trivia #4: What is Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney’s full name? – Christopher William, William Christopher, Matthew Joseph, Joseph Matthew, Kade Clemens, Richard David, David Richard, Horatio Bartholomew
Trivia #5: The earliest recorded New Year’s celebration dates back about 4,000 years. What was the civilization that took note of its festivities? – Greece, Egypt, Babylon, Mesopotamia, Japan
My New Year’s resolution? I’m just trying to do “something” better than last year. If I do one thing better – winner, winner! Good luck to all of you.
They said it: “Boom!” – John Madden
The Boston Celtics stink.
The Boston Bruins haven’t played in so long I forgot how they were doing.
The New England Patriots regressed so much last weekend that I worry for the next two games. Really.
How many of you are going to a New Year’s celebration where masks are required? See ya!
Denny’s. Helping people poop since 1953.
A local “dense fog” advisory just came up on my phone. How about a “dense people” advisory?
Have you seen that GMC commercial where the guy and girl are out in the snow in the middle of nowhere? He whistles and a puppy comes running, her Christmas gift. She then whistles and a GMC truck comes plowing through the snow, his Christmas gift. Have you ever seen two more fake whistles in your life??
Have you ever noticed in any workout commercial on television that the participants are always smiling? Bullshit! Go to the gym and look for one! Just one!
Quote for the week: “What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t even happened yet.” – Anne Frank
This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Almost every headline you see nowadays fits this category, but the winner today is: Eva Warner (cute kid… NOT!) The transgender Antifa rioter was arrested THREE times during the Antifa riots in August, 2020, had her federal case dropped after completing 30 hours of community service. Never(!) has there been a bigger insult to those who perform community service on a regular basis. Many live their lives performing community service almost daily and this thug, formerly named ‘Joshua’, gets recognized and pardoned by a judge for 30 f*n hours. Blasphemy.
Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: ‘Aaron’ Rodgers says he won’t drag out decision on his future
DYK: There have been more non-hurricane extreme floods in the 2010s than in the prior three decades? (Useless trivia to impress your friends. You’re welcome)
They say the best way is just to live one day at a time. If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.
NFL: These guys who line up offside. Idiots, I say.
R.I.P. Desmond Tutu (90) – In 1984, received the Nobel Peace Prize “not only as a gesture of support to him and to the South African Council of Churches of which he was a leader, but also to all individuals and groups in South Africa who, with their concern for human dignity, fraternity and democracy, incite the admiration of the world.”
R.I.P. John Madden (85) – Professional football player, Hall of Fame NFL coach, broadcaster, eSports pioneer. On Christmas Day, Madden watched his documentary on Fox with his family. The next day he celebrated his 62nd wedding anniversary with his wife, Virginia. The day after that, he was gone. I’ve heard more great stories about him the past few days. Seemed like a real genuine, good guy.
Trivia #1 answer: Which new year did Dick Clark first host his New Year’s Rockin’ Eve special for? – 1975, 1969, 1973, 1978, 1812 – 1969
Trivia #2 answer: The Cleveland Indians are changing their name in 2022 to the Cleveland what? – Guardians, Chiefs, Cavaliers, Batters, Baseball Team, Matadors, Pansies – The Guardians
Trivia #3 answer: Which sports made their Olympic debut in 2020? – (Judo, Parkour, Snowboarding and Wind Surfing), (Karate, Sport Climbing, Skateboarding and Surfing), (Aikido, Ice Climbing, Bodyboarding and Kitesurfing), (Sumo, Bungee Jumping, Kiteboarding and Surf Kayaking), (Chess, Naked Twister, Pole Dancing and Knuckle Cracking) – Karate, Sport Climbing, Skateboarding and Surfing
Trivia #4 answer: What is Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney’s full name? – Christopher William, William Christopher, Matthew Joseph, Joseph Matthew, Kade Clemens, Richard David, David Richard, Horatio Bartholomew – William Christopher “Dabo” Swinney
Trivia #5 answer: The earliest recorded New Year’s celebration dates back about 4,000 years. What was the civilization that took note of its festivities? – Greece, Egypt, Babylon, Mesopotamia, Japan – Babylon
Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)
I hope you all have a safe, healthy, f*n awesome 2022!
“Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.”
I love you guys.
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