Briefly.
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm. I couldn’t wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9pm.
Trivia #1: What does AAA and AARP stand for? (I don’t give a lot of layups)
Trivia #2: According to the Mayo Clinic, people in their 60’s, both genders, should be able to do at least how many push-ups?
Trivia #3: Who won the 2015 championships in the NHL, NBA, MLB and the NFL (Super Bowl played in 2015)?
Stop complaining: I don’t want to hear it today.
On this date: March 7, 1530, English King Henry VIII’s divorce request is denied by Pope Clement the VII. (that must have sucked)
March 7, 1774, King George III charges colonists in Boston with attempting to injure British commerce, paving the way for the closing of the port to punish colonists for the Boston Tea Party
March 7, 1857, baseball decides 9 innings constitutes an official game, not 9 runs
March 7, 1911, US sends 20,000 troops to Mexican border (Hmmm)
March 7, 1975, RCA releases “Young Americans”, David Bowie’s 9th studio album, recorded in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and New York City; featuring appearances by John Lennon on two tracks, it peaks in the U.S. charts at No. 9, and No. 2 in the U.K.
March 7, 1988, Howard Stern’s 1st pay-per-view special “Underpants & Negligee Party” premieres
Disturbing: Two active-duty U.S. Army soldiers and one former soldier were arrested in Oregon on Thursday for their alleged roles in gathering and sending sensitive information to individuals in China. All three are charged with conspiring to commit bribery and theft of government property. One is facing additional charges of conspiring to obtain and transmit national defense information to an individual not authorized to receive it.
This week’s sign of the apocalypse: A new fleet of self-driving taxis is ready to hit the streets this year, rolling out first in Las Vegas. The Amazon-backed vehicles are ten years in the making, and the company says they want to redefine transportation. You know, I think I’d actually try these. Not for nothing but I would guess you don’t need to leave a tip!
My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. Personally, I’m on the fence.
They said it: “You have to chase the things that ignite you. You have to do the things that bring you joy. You have to surround yourself with the people who bring you back home to yourself, with the people who respect you and embrace you in ways that make you feel like you are worthy and accepted and loved.” – Bianca Sparacino, author.
Good news: It’s March! Can you sense the madness? College basketball conference championships have begun. By this time next Friday, we will be on the cusp of “Selection Weekend.” Buckle up!
Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: “Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with just the left hand. “Lollipop” is the longest word for the right hand.
The Philadelphia Eagles and Saquon Barkley agreed to a two-year contract extension worth $41.2 million in new money. The deal includes $36 million guaranteed with $15 million more in incentives. The Eagles later announced Barkley had signed a two-year extension.
DYK: After winning the Super Bowl last month, Saquon Barkley bought each of his offensive linemen a 2-ton, Bud Lite truck. Really.
Article I’ll skip: Dolly Parton’s marriage thrived despite late husband not being ‘biggest fan’ of her music.
Gene Hackman, his wife and his dog had apparently been dead for 9 days?! He had three children, an ex-wife, grandchildren, nieces and nephews. Now, I don’t know the relationship amongst them all, but how about checking on 95-year-old family members more frequently than every 9+ days?
Trivia #1 answer: What does AAA and AARP stand for? – AAA=American Automobile Association, AARP – American Association of Retired Persons
Trivia #2 answer: According to the Mayo Clinic, people in their 60’s, both genders, should be able to do at least how many push-ups? – People in their 60’s should be able to do at least 10 push-ups. (For the record, people in their 30s should be able to do at least 19 (women) and 21 (men), people in their 40s should be able to do at least 14 (women) and 16 (men), people in their 50s should be able to do at least 10 (women) and 12 (men)). – Now don’t go and hurt yourself trying.
Trivia #3: Who won the 2015 championships in the NHL, NBA, MLB and the NFL (Super Bowl played in 2015)? – New York Islanders (NHL), Philadelphia 76ers (NBA), Baltimore Orioles (MLB), Washington Redskins (NFL)
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for next Tuesday.
Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.
Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!) Like a midget at a urinal, stay on your toes!
Happy National Crown Roast of Pork Day!
“They pulled in just behind the bridge
He lays her down, he frowns
“Gee, my life’s a funny thing
Am I still too young?”
He kissed her then and there
She took his ring, took his babies
It took him minutes, took her nowhere
Heaven knows, she’d have taken anything, but…”
– David Bowie (Young Americans)