Author: fasted86

Friday, February 21, 2025

by fasted86

Briefly. (Up late watching hokey last night)

I just had my annual physical. The doctor said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said, “Like bacon and burgers?” He said, “No fatty, don’t eat anything!”

Trivia #1: On February 21, 1887, which US state became the first to make Labor Day a holiday? – California, Oregon, South Dakota, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Georgia
Trivia #2: In terms of MLB MVP awards by team, which of the following teams is not in the top five, number of players who have won the MVP award? – Giants, Yankees, Red Sox, A’s, Dodgers, Cardinals
Trivia #3: Which NHL team was the only one without a representative playing in the   Nations Face-Off?

Stop complaining: The Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) has been tracking a measles outbreak in the South Plains region of the state. The agency first confirmed the outbreak on Feb. 5, and it has since been growing. A Tuesday update stated that 58 cases have been identified within the last three weeks as symptoms occurred. Only four are confirmed vaccinated. The rise in cases comes more than two decades after health agencies reported that the disease was “eliminated” in 2000. Said one doctor, “There is a 90% chance you will get it if you are unvaccinated and step into a room where someone with measles was two hours before.”

On this date: February 21, 1804, The world’s first steam locomotive, built by Richard Trevithick, runs for the first time along the tramway of the Penydarren Ironworks in Merthyr Tydfil, Wales
February 21, 1842, 1st known sewing machine patented in US by John Greenough of Washington, D.C.
February 21, 1965, Civil rights activist and Muslim minister Malcolm X is shot dead by Nation of Islam followers at Audubon Ballroom in New York City
February 21, 1980, American speed skater Eric Heiden wins 1,500m in Olympic record 1:55.44; 4th of record 5 gold medal sweep of events at Lake Placid

Go away: Boy, do I have a list…

The Red Sox play today…

Why is ‘AAA’ called Triple A, but AARP is A-A-R-P and not Double A-R-P? And why is ‘AA’ called ‘AA’ and not Double A? F*ckin-A, this stuff actually makes me think!

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: In 2008, American Airlines became the first major U.S. carrier to charge for checked bags, introducing a $15 fee as part of a cost-cutting measure. Since then, other airlines have adopted similar fees, with prices steadily increasing over the years. Now, a new debate has emerged about whether airlines should charge passengers based on their weight to help reduce fuel consumption and lower emissions.

Well, the NBA is at the break and the Celtics stand in 2nd place in the East, 5.5 games back behind Cleveland. They are 39-16, but an alarming 17-10 at home. They continue to be a work-in-progress.

Meanwhile, the Bruins are in 6th place in the 1atlantic division, 11 points behind the leading Panthers. They have work to do.

Good news: Researchers at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis analyzed how long 282 Alzheimer’s patients were able to continue living independently after taking two specific treatments: lecanemab (Leqembi) and donanemab (Kisunla). Both FDA-approved medications are designed to remove amyloid beta plaques from the brains of people with early-stage Alzheimer’s disease, potentially slowing the rate of cognitive decline. On average, a patient with mild symptoms could expect to live independently for another 29 months without treatment, 39 months with lecanemab and 37 months with donanemab.

Not-so-good-news: Adenocarcinoma — which starts in the cells lining the air sacs in the lungs — is the most common type of lung cancer among people who have never smoked, comprising up to 50% of diagnoses in that group. Air pollution was cited as a key driver of this type of lung cancer, with the highest levels reported in East Asia, particularly China. Worldwide, adenocarcinoma made up more than 45% of lung cancer cases in males and nearly 60% of female cases.

Article I’ll skip: The coffee connoisseur’s guide to the top coffee pots for every type of coffee drinker. – Puh-lease!

4 Nations Face-Off. What a great idea for a mid-February world competition. Some great games, including last night’s OT win for Canada over the USA.

(Speaking of the 4 Nations Face-Off) They said it: “They should not be booing the Americans during that anthem. They have nothing to do with the political things that are going on. I do feel bad for those guys in that moment. I don’t think it’s right.” Canadien Bard Marchand in response to the Canadien fans during the opening game of Canada vs. USA. (There sounded as though there may have been boos early on during last night’s Canadian national anthem at the Garden but, if there were any, they were silenced quickly during a stellar rendition.

“Somewhere, Don Cherry is smiling.” Former Montreal Canadien and NHL color commentor, PJ Suban, after the three fights within the first 9 seconds of the first Canada/USA game.

My favorite actor nowadays is the buffalo from the Buffalo Wild Wings commercials.

Electric-truck maker Nikola Corp. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection on Wednesday after the company failed to overcome market and macroeconomic challenges. I truly believe we will all be driving electronic vehicles… very soon after we convert to metric system.

Slippery slope: A mother is speaking out after she says her 12-year-old daughter was denied a place on the heart transplant list at Cincinnati Children’s Hospital because of her vaccination status. “The doctors at Cincinnati Children’s were talking with us and told us that one of the requirements [for being] put on the list is to have the COVID vaccination and the flu vaccination,” Deal said. “That is against everything we believe in.” The family said they asked for a religious exemption, but the hospital declined – citing its transplant policy.

Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does not like being challenged.

Trivia #1 answer: On February 21, 1887, which US state became the first to make Labor Day a holiday? – California, Oregon, South Dakota, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Georgia – Oregon was the first
Trivia #2 answer: In terms of MLB MVP awards by team, which of the following teams is not in the top five, number of players who have won the MVP award? – Giants, Yankees, Red Sox, A’s, Dodgers, Cardinals – Yankees (24), Cardinals (21), Dodgers (15), Giants (14), A’s (13), and the Red Sox are #6 with 12.
Trivia #3: Which NHL team was the only one without a representative playing in the   Nations Face-Off? – The Metropolitan Division-leading Washington Capitals, second in the NHL in points.

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!) Like a midget at a urinal, stay on your toes!

Happy National Sticky Bun Day!

“Every day I work so hard bringing home my hard earned pay
Try to love you, baby, but you push me away
Don’t know where you’re going, only know just where you’ve been
Sweet little baby, I want you again”

– Led Zeppelin (Dazed and Confused)

Friday, February 14, 2025

by fasted86

Briefly.

In a tremendous stroke of luck, Dr. Remley has the opportunity to perform surgery on the contractor who renovated his kitchen. Says the doctor, “OK, Roger. That’s all the time I’ve got for now, I’ll try to get back to you in a week or two to finish the job.

Trivia #1: For you Patriots’ fans… Mosi Tatupu played for the Patriots from 1978-1990. What team did he play 5 games for in 1991?
Trivia #2: Alex Ovechkin scored his 878th career goal into an empty net the other night to move closer to Wayne Gretzky’s career record for goals. In terms of career empty net goals, what two players are NOT in the top 5 all-time? – Wayne Gretzky, Brad Marchand, Jarome Iginla, Mario Lemieux, Alex Ovechkin, Marian Hossa, Sidney Crosby
Trivia #3: Who is Nicholas Daniel “Nick” Miller?
Trivia #4: Woodpeckers can peck at a rate of how many pecks per second? – 2, 5, 7, 10, 15, 20, 25, 100

Stop complaining: As if the southern California wildfires weren’t enough, a major storm packing a plume of moisture that has evolved into quick-moving atmospheric river will slide southward along the California coast. The firehose effect will direct a period of torrential rain along the shoreline, the Coast Ranges and the lower west-facing elevations of the Sierra Nevada. Making matters much worse will be the burn scars of the recent wildfires that swept through South California. There is little to hold back the water and mudflows as the onset of storms demonstrated in late January. Some of the runoff can be toxic in some locations as it washes ash and other debris into streams and then reaches the beaches.

Please Lord, just get me through February. (We’re half way, baby!)

That’s right! Pitchers and catchers have reported. Though I don’t believe in daylight savings, we do turn the clocks ahead in a mere three weeks. What I’m saying is, we’re getting there!

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: Jets tell Aaron Rodgers they’re “moving on” from the QB next season

On this date: February 14, 1849, In New York City, James Knox Polk becomes first serving US President to have his photograph taken (by Matthew Brady).
February 14, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell and Elisha Gray apply separately for telephone patents, the Supreme Court eventually rules Bell the rightful inventor
February 14, 1924, Thomas J. Watson Sr. renames the Computing-Tabulating-Recording Company (CTR) as International Business Machines (IBM)
February 14, 1931,  The original “Dracula” film starring Blea Lugosi as the titular vampire, is released
February 14, 1962, US 1st lady Jacqueline Kennedy conducts White House tour on TV
February 15, 1989, The first of 24 satellites of the Global Positioning System are placed into orbit.
February 14, 2005, Online video sharing site YouTube is launched in the United States by Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim; headquartered in San Bruno, California

Congrats to the, then 9th ranked, BU Terriers in defeating the, then #1 ranked, BC Eagles 4-1 in the Beanpot final on Monday.

Speaking of hockey… the Minnesota Wild. What a weak nickname.

Go away: The Kansas City Chiefs. You can stop with the “Mahomes may become the new GOAT” talk. The “Travis Kelce is better than Tony Gonzales and Gronk” talk. And the “Andy Reid is a better coach than Belichick” talk.

Go away, part deux: Pennies – According to the U.S. Mint, each penny cost 3.69 cents to produce in fiscal year 2024, costing taxpayers $119 million. This marked the 19th consecutive year in which production exceeded its face value. 

Good news, x2: Hall of Famer Randy Moss made an emotional return to ESPN’s coverage of Super Bowl LIX on Sunday, two months after he took a leave from his job to get treatment for cancer. He was greeted with a video that included messages from Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, Justin Jefferson, Kevin Garnett and several other big names welcoming him back to ESPN’s set. Moss was moved to tears by the video before getting on with his job of analyzing the Super Bowl. Also, on Saturday night, Dick Vitale made his long-awaited return to the ESPN airwaves. The crowd gathered behind him made sure to let him know how much he was missed. After battling through several different forms of cancer and going nearly two full years without calling a game, Vitale received warm welcomes and loud ovations from inside Clemson’s Littlejohn Coliseum. The 45-year ESPN veteran, who has become one of the faces of college basketball over the course of his distinguished broadcasting career, was understandably emotional when addressing the audience for the first time.

Article I’ll skip: Make delicious pizza with the help of these 12 tools and accessories. – Hey look, I make my own pizza and it’s pretty damn good, if I don’t say so myself. I don’t need new “tools and accessories” to try to improve it.
Article I’ll skip, part deux (I had to do it): ‘Karate Kid’ star shares secret behind his successful marriage to wife of 38 years. (Really?)

Red Bull gives you wiiiiings…

Trivia #1 answer: For you Patriots’ fans… Mosi Tatupu played for the Patriots from 1978-1990. What team did he play 5 games for in 1991? – The LA Rams
Trivia #2: Alex Ovechkin scored his 878th career goal into an empty net the other night to move closer to Wayne Gretzky’s career record for goals. In terms of career empty net goals, what two players are NOT in the top 5 all-time? – Wayne Gretzky, Brad Marchand, Jarome Iginla, Mario Lemieux, Alex Ovechkin, Marian Hossa, Sidney Crosby – Mario Lemieux is #7, Jarome Iginla is #8
Trivia #3 answer: Who is Nicholas Daniel “Nick” Miller? – Nick is professionally known as Illenium, is an American musician, DJ, music producer and songwriter. Tickets for Illenium at MGM Music Hall at Fenway are on sale now! (I gotta get out more often…)
Trivia #4 answer: Trivia #4: Woodpeckers can peck at a rate of how many pecks per second? – 2, 5, 7, 10, 15, 20, 25, 100 – 20 times per second

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!) Like a midget at a urinal, stay on your toes!

Happy National Ferris Wheel Day!
And, of course, Happy Valentine’s Day, for you love birds out there!

“When you invent the ship, you also invent the shipwreck.” – Paul Virilio, philosopher

“Well I’m not the kind to live in the past
The years run too short and the days too fast
The things you lean on are the things that don’t last
Well it’s just now and then my line gets cast into these
Time passages
There’s something back here that you left behind
Oh time passages
Buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight”

– Al Stewart (Time Passages)

Friday, February 7, 2025

by fasted86

Briefly. (Not today. Super Bowl version)

A guy came home from the pub four hours late the other night. “Where the hell have you been?” screamed his wife. He said, “I’ve been playing poker with the lads.” “Playing poker with the lads?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!” “So can you,” he said. “This isn’t our house anymore!!”

Trivia #1: Thanks to Dolphins running back Larry Csonka’s close brush with injury, Super Bowl VIII was the final game where? – Goal posts were stationed in front of the end zone, Face masks were optional, Grabbing a player by his face mask was legal, Chin straps were optional, Beers in the locker room at halftime was legal 
Trivia #2: Super Bowl XII was not just the first Super Bowl played in a dome, this was also the first Super Bowl where there were co-MVPs. Those players were? – Roger Staubach and Tony Dorsett, Roger Staubach and Ed “Too Tall” Jones, Randy White and Thomas “Hollywood” Henderson, Randy White and Harvey Martin, Ric Accardi and Alvin Taylor
Trivia #3: Following Washington’s 38-9 loss to the Raiders in Super Bowl XVIII, the NFC won how many consecutive Super Bowls? – 7, 11, 13, 15, XXIII
Trivia #4: In their 46-10 victory over the Patriots, Chicago’s “46” defense set a still-standing Super Bowl record for fewest rushing yards allowed. How many yards did they allow? – 0, 2, 7, 9, 11, 23
Trivia #5: Five players have multiple Super Bowl MVP trophies. Which of these quarterbacks is not a member of that exclusive club? – Eli Manning, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana
Trivia #6 (6, really?!) – The combined 16 points scored between the Patriots and Rams made Super Bowl LIII the lowest scoring Super Bowl.  How many plays were run in the red zone during this defensive slugfest? – 0, 1, 2, 3, 74 

Stop complaining: 29 people have died in the Southern California wildfires. Insured losses exceed $20 billion and economic losses could top $50 billion.

Please Lord, just get me through February.

Having said that, I get it. I could have bigger problems but, these 2-4 inch “snowstorms” every other day that require shoveling or, at least, clearing off the car(s), are a pain-in-the-ass.

On this date: February 7, 1817, Baltimore becomes the 1st American city lit by gas street lamps with the first turned on at Market and Lemon Streets (currently Baltimore and Holliday Streets)
February 7, 1845, The Portland Vase, thought to date back to the 1st century BC, is shattered into more than 80 pieces by a drunken visitor to the British Museum – DOH!
February 7, 1882, Last bare knuckle champion John L. Sullivan KOs Paddy Ryan in Miss. Last bare knuckle champ? Don’t tell that to Harry “The Hitman” Gigliotti!
February 7, 1974, American left-wing guerilla group Symbionese Liberation Army claim responsibility for the kidnapping of Patty Hearst, daughter of American publishing heir Randolph Hearst
February 7, 1974, Mel Brooks’ western spoof film “Blazing Saddles”, starring Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder premieres at the Pickwick Drive-In in Burbank, California; patrons watched from horseback rather than cars
February 7, 1985, “New York, New York” becomes the official anthem of New York City

Speaking of snow, you what drives me crazy? When the Amazon guy/gal comes trudging up the sidewalk and stairs with a package, before I get a chance to shovel the snow. Drives me crazy!

“Don’t” Go away: Football. We’ll see you August…

Really? 7-year-old Elienisse Zoe Díaz Rodriguez died on Tuesday after an accident during a race at the Orlando Speed World Dragway on Sunday. Rodriguez was racing her Junior Dragster racecar when she lost control of it, striking a 34-year-old safety guide employee before crashing into a concrete wall. 7-years-old!!! In a country that only allows flag football, not tackle, at that age? Give me a break.

I just can’t root for a Kansas City threepeat. (Is that one word?)

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: My Super Bowl prediction – Philadelphia 27, KC 20

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Super Bowl commercials this year top out at $8M for a 30-second spot. So, you tell me these advertising people convince their superiors that those 30-seconds will generate at least $8M in sales/revenue? That’s a sales pitch in and of itself!

It’s fairly well documented that I don’t get out much. This year’s Super Bowl performers? Kendrick Lamar, Jon Baptiste and Lauren Daigle? No clue. (OK, I may have at least heard the name Jon Baptiste before, or is that John the Baptist???)

Good news: It’s there, I’m sure…

Last week I noted that I had shit numbers for Super Bowl squares. Check that. There are no shit numbers anymore due to the frequency of two-point conversions and missed extra points. I’m good, and good luck to all of you!

I paid $3 for a loaf of Scali bread (Fantini, of course) the other day. Not $2.99, not $3.05, but $3. I handed the girl 3 singles, no change. What a beautiful world!

Article I’ll skip: Flight passenger ‘framed’ as a set squatter sparks reactions online

Trivia #1 answer: Thanks to Dolphins running back Larry Csonka’s close brush with injury, Super Bowl VIII was the final game where? – Goal posts were stationed in front of the end zone, Face masks were optional, Grabbing a player by his face mask was legal, Chin straps were optional, Beers in the locker room at halftime was legal – It was the last time goal posts were stationed in the front of the end zone
Trivia #2 answer: Super Bowl XII was not just the first Super Bowl played in a dome, this was also the first Super Bowl where there were co-MVPs. Those players were? – Roger Staubach and Tony Dorsett, Roger Staubach and Ed “Too Tall” Jones, Randy White and Thomas “Hollywood” Henderson, Randy White and Harvey Martin, Ric Accardi and Alvin Taylor – The two were Randy White and Harvey Martin
Trivia #3 answer: Following Washington’s 38-9 loss to the Raiders in Super Bowl XVIII, the NFC won how many consecutive Super Bowls? – 7, 11, 13, 15, XXIII – The NFC went on to win 13 Super Bowls in a row
Trivia #4 answer: In their 46-10 victory over the Patriots, Chicago’s “46” defense set a still-standing Super Bowl record for fewest rushing yards allowed. How many yards did they allow? – 0, 2, 7, 9, 11, 23 – They allowed only 7 rushing yards
Trivia #5 answer: Five players have multiple Super Bowl MVP trophies. Which of these quarterbacks is not a member of that exclusive club? – Eli Manning, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana – Peyton Manning only has one
Trivia #6 answer: The combined 16 points scored between the Patriots and Rams made Super Bowl LIII the lowest scoring Super Bowl.  How many plays were run in the red zone during this defensive slugfest? – 0, 1, 2, 3, 74 – Only 1 play was run in the red zone!

Bank error in your favor, collect $75 from every player.

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

Happy National Fettuccine Alfredo Day!

“The previous play is under review…”

Now, for some music. Look, I get it. The Super Bowl is not Monday Night Football, but this should at least get you in the mood. Enjoy the game! And, believe it or not, I’ll be serving downtown during the game so, come on down! (Oh, I’m serving today also)

And one more, as mentioned above, the best! February 7, 1985, “New York, New York” becomes the official anthem of New York City.

Friday, January 31, 2025

by fasted86

Briefly.

Guys, I need your help. I’m in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I’m right. What the hell do I do next?

Trivia #1: The first Winter Olympics were in what year? – 1912, 1916, 1920, 1924, 1928, 1932
Trivia #2: What team won at least one playoff game for 5 consecutive years without reaching the Super Bowl?
Trivia #3: What was/is the going rate for a 30-second commercial in this year’s Super Bowl? – $1M, $3M, $5M, $6M, $8M, $9M, $11M, $12M
Trivia #3:  Which renowned jeweler is responsible for creating the Lombardi Trophy? Tiffany & Co., BVLGARI, Cartier, CHANEL
Trivia #4:  Who had the longest national anthem performance during Super Bowl XLVII at 2 minutes and 35 seconds? – Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson

Stop complaining: What a tragic plane/helicopter accident yesterday. You just never know…

On this date: January 31, 1865, Congress passes, by vote of 121-24, the 13th Amendment of the US Constitution, abolishing slavery in the United States – except as punishment for a crime 
January 31, 1905, 1st automobile to exceed 100 mph (161 kph), British daredevil Arthur Macdonald drove a Napier six-cylinder racing car named ‘Samson’ on sands of Daytona Beach, Florida, notching a top speed of 104 mph
January 31, 1928, Scotch tape 1st marketed by 3-M Company
January 31, 1944, Operation-Overlord (D-Day) postponed until June
January 31, 1970, Grateful Dead members and entourage busted, down on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, Louisiana on LSD charges
January 31, 1990, 1st ever all-sports daily “National” begins publishing
January 31, 2022, Online word puzzle Wordle bought for “low seven figure sum” by The New York Times

Full disclosure, I play 3 different “Wordles” (one with 6 letters) every day.

Go away: The Buffalo Bills (Buffaloed again by Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs)

A prediction, for the sake of argument (from last week). The Buffalo Bills vs. The Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX – Oops

Speaking of the Super Bowl, are ready for another 9 days of hype?

I just can’t root for a Kansas City threepeat. (Is that one word?)

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: You can now purchase a Hyundai on Amazon.

Spirit Airlines issued a new dress code for its flight passengers after several news-making instances regarding customers being removed from flights due to their attire. Now, customers on Spirit Airlines are subject to being removed from flights if they are “barefoot or inadequately clothed (i.e., see-through clothing; not adequately covered; exposed breasts, buttocks, or other private parts), or whose clothing or article, including body art, is lewd, obscene or offensive in nature.” Personally, I get it and I totally agree.

Good news: An Alabama woman, who is the only living recipient of a pig organ transplant, passed a major milestone on Saturday when she became the longest living person with a functioning pig organ. Towana Looney, 53, remains healthy and full of energy, reaching the record 61-day mark with her pig kidney on Saturday.

Good news, par deux: The stars came together to raise funds for those who were affected by the fires in Los Angeles. Musicians all gathered in Los Angeles for the FireAid benefit concert, which was held at the Intuit Dome and Kia Forum. The goal of the benefit was to rebuild the communities affected by the fires which burned through Los Angeles in January. Performers included Stevie Nicks, Jelly Roll, Katy Perry, Billie Eilish and Rod Stewart, as well as many others.

It can be a beautiful world.

I have shit numbers in most all of my Super Bowl square pools. I mean, I have to hit at least one!

You have to trust experience. As leaders in cardiovascular care for over 40 years, it was announced that Tufts Medical Center’s Advanced Heart Failure and Cardiac Transplantation Program completed a record 70 adult heart transplants in 2024—among the most in the country and more than any other program in New England.

 Article I’ll skip: ‘God-intended foods’ are key to a healthier America, expert says

R.I.P. Brendan McNamara (60), Coach ‘O’ (85), Butch Petrou (81) – Some true legends right there!

Trivia #1 answer: The first Winter Olympics were in what year? – 1912, 1916, 1920, 1924, 1928, 1932 – It was in 1924
Trivia #2: What team won at least one playoff game for 5 consecutive years without reaching the Super Bowl? – The Buffalo Bills
Trivia #3: What was/is the going rate for a 30-second commercial in this year’s Super Bowl? – $1M, $3M, $5M, $6M, $8M, $9M, $11M, $12M – 8, 30-second spots went for $8M per
Trivia #3:  Which renowned jeweler is responsible for creating the Lombardi Trophy? Tiffany & Co., BVLGARI, Cartier, CHANEL – Tiffany & Co.
Trivia #4:  Who had the longest national anthem performance during Super Bowl XLVII at 2 minutes and 35 seconds? – Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson – Alicia Keys

Tomorrow is February, and then March! it’s coming!

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

Happy National Fun at Work Day! And, Happy National Backward Day! Or is that Drawkcab???

“Kill two birds with one stone.” Who kills birds and why do they do that?

“Busted, down on Bourbon Street
Set up, like a bowlin’ pin
Knocked down, it gets to wearin’ thin
They just won’t let you be, oh no”

– The Grateful Dead (Truckin’)

See what I did there…

Friday, January 24, 2025

by fasted86

Briefly.

Some people just need a high-five… in the face… with a chair.

Trivia #1: On January 24, 1935, the first canned beer was sold by which brewing company? – Anheuser-Busch, Pabst, Krueger, Northampton Brewery, Schlitz
Trivia #2: Since 2000, 7 NFL teams have played 4 road games in a row, obviously including a playoff game or two. Of those fourth road game, what is the teams’ overall W/L record? (For example, 7-0?) Bonus: What is their record against the spread?
Trivia #3: Which TWO of the following players never had 10 or more receptions in an NFL conference championship game? – Randy Moss, Michael Irvin, Plaxico Burress, Travis Kelce, Davante Adams, Pierre Garcon, Julio Jones, Brent Celek, Julian Edelman

Stop complaining: Unless you live in southern California. Gusty Santa Ana winds fanned the flames of a new, rapidly growing wildfire near Santa Clarita, California, on Wednesday, as smoke once again filled the sky over Southern California. The Hughes Fire was first reported at 10:53 a.m. PST Wednesday, and in just two hours, it erupted to over 5,000 acres, according to CAL FIRE.

On this date: January 24, 1848, James Marshall finds gold in Sutter’s Mill in Coloma, California
January 24, 1899, Rubber heel for boots or shoes is patented by American Humphrey O’Sullivan
January 24, 1900, Newcastle Badminton Club, world’s oldest, forms in England
January 24, 1922, Eskimo Pie patented by Christian Kent Nelson of Iowa (not an Eskimo)
January 24, 1958, After warming to 100,000,000 degrees, 2 light atoms are bashed together to create a heavier atom, resulting in 1st man-made nuclear fusion
January 24, 1984, Apple Computer Inc. unveils its revolutionary Macintosh personal computer in a Super Bowl TV ad  

Why are hallways in psychiatric hospitals called “Hallways?” Shouldn’t they be called “Psycho Paths?”

Go away: Miami Heat’s Jimmy Butler

A prediction, for the sake of argument (from last week). The Buffalo Bills vs. The Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX

According to reports, pertaining to this Sunday’s Chiefs/Bills’ game, the Buffalo Bills have already been called for two penalties.

In case you missed it, there was a blizzard warning issued in New Orleans this past Tuesday, followed by 8” of snow!

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: For the first time on record, the majority of all trading in US stocks is now consistently occurring outside the country’s exchanges. This off-exchange activity — which happens internally at major firms or in alternative platforms known as dark pools — is on course to account for a record 51.8% of traded volume in January. Barring an unexpected dip, it will be the fifth monthly record in a row, and the third month running that hidden trades make up more than half of all volume. The shift toward off-exchange trading is the culmination of a years-long trend, which if it continues could eventually have implications for how the market functions.

Bobby Wagner was voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame the other day. It was his final year of eligibility after receiving just 10.2% of the vote in his first year of eligibility, the second lowest ever for someone who eventually got in. Why??? I mean, he allowed an opponent batting average of .184, the lowest of any pitcher to throw at least 900 innings. He is one of eight pitchers in the 400-save club. He also struck out 33.2% of batters he faced which is the highest strikeout rate in MLB history for pitchers to throw at least 900 innings. I mean, come on!

Good news: U.S. robotics company, Tombot, has introduced Jennie, an innovative AI-powered robotic pet designed to provide comfort and companionship to those facing cognitive health challenges. This groundbreaking creation is set to transform the lives of millions struggling with dementia, mild cognitive impairment and various mental health issues.

 Article I’ll skip: Harris reportedly in close contact with Hillary Clinton as speculation swirls

It’s difficult to say whether the Bruins or Celtics have been playing more inconsistently as of late.

Trivia #1 answer: On January 24, 1935, the first canned beer was sold by which brewing company? – Anheuser-Busch, Pabst, Krueger, Northampton Brewery, Schlitz – The Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company in Newark, NJ
Trivia #2 answer: Since 2000, 7 NFL teams have played 4 road games in a row, obviously including a playoff game or two. Of those fourth road games, what is the teams’ overall W/L record? (For example, 7-0 overall in that fourth game?) Bonus: What is their record against the spread? – The W/L record is 0-7, ATS is 1-5-1.
Trivia #3 answer: Which TWO of the following players never had 10 or more receptions in an NFL conference championship game? – Randy Moss, Michael Irvin, Plaxico Burress, Travis Kelce, Davante Adams, Pierre Garcon, Julio Jones, Brent Celek, Julian Edelman – Randy Moss and Davante Adams

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

Happy National Compliment Day! (And National Beer Can Appreciation Day!)

It would be my honor and privilege to serve you downtown on Championship Sunday. Come on down, have a cold one and watch the games!

“Oh, Mama, I’m in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law man has put an end to my running and I’m so far from my home
Oh, Mama I can hear you a-cryin’, you’re so scared and all alone
Hangman is comin’ down from the gallows and I don’t have very long”

– Renegade (Styx)

Quite the video!

Friday, January 17, 2025

by fasted86

Briefly.

I don’t mind being old, I just thought it would take longer.

Trivia #1: On January 11, 2014, what player became the became the 1st player, in NFL history, to rush for > 150 yards with 4 or more rushing TD’s in a playoff game?
Trivia #2: What player is NOT in the top five all-time in NFL divisional round rushing touchdowns? – Tom Brady, LeGarrette Blount, Franco Harris, Marcus Allen, John Riggins, Terrell Davis
Trivia #3: On January 17, 1997, the NBA suspended Dennis Rodman indefinitely for what? Kicking a cameraman, shoving a referee, punching a referee, punching another player, spitting on a fan, kicking a basketball

On this date: January 17, 1773, Captain James Cook becomes the first to cross Antarctic Circle (66° 33′ S)
January 17, 1917, US paid Denmark $25 million for Virgin Islands
January 17, 1954, Jacques Cousteau’s 1st network telecast airs on “Omnibus” (CBS)
January 17, 1995 7.2 earthquake destroyed Kobe, Japan and kills 5,372

The Vikings’ QB Sam Darnold had a great regular season but he still sucks.

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: Last 4 Wild Card games: TD’s – 18; Punts – 9; PF – 143; PA – 72. The Buffalo Bills are King’s of the Wild Card round.

Cheap Trick’s singer Robin Zander sang the national anthem before the Buccaneers/Redskins game last weekend. No flare, no frills and he may not have the best voice in the world, but he just sang the song as is and did a great job, I thought.

Go away: Deion Sanders (again)

A prediction, for the sake of argument. The Buffalo Bills vs. The Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX

The Geico commercial with the guy yelling at the Alabama football players as they walk by coming off the bus; “High Tide!” instead of “Roll Tide!”. That’s funny.

This week’s sign of the apocalypse:

Good news: Cancer death rates dropped 34% between 1991 and 2022. That equates to approximately 4.5 million deaths avoided due to early detection, reductions in smoking, and improvements in treatment.

Bad news: Homeowners insurance across the country is still rising, and 2025 isn’t expected to be any better for homeowners. Premiums may climb by as much as 15%, on average, with states like California seeing even higher hikes due to more frequent natural disasters plaguing the area. Insurers are passing their significant losses off to homeowners. In the first half of 2024, insurer losses hit $62 billion. Losses are expected to be even greater this year, which means higher premiums for homeowners as insurers attempt to recover.

I put on the Australian Open the other day and quickly realized why I have such trouble watching tennis: It’s the yelling and grunting.

Relax Celtics’ fans. Again, the regular does not matter. Don’t fret that the reigning champs are 7-7 in their last 14 games, the most recent being a 13-point loss to Toronto who happened to be 13 ½ point underdogs. Relax.

Article I’ll skip: Ellen DeGeneres returns to US after fleeing the country, looks thrilled to be back

I pretty much got away from this but R.I.P.: Robert George “Bob” Uecker (90) – Actor, comedian, professional baseball player, sportscaster. In 731 career at-bats, his lifetime WAR was -1.0. Base stealing? He was 0-3 in his career. A very quotable man… and philanthropist.

DYK: In the movie, Major League, Bob Uecker was told he could do whatever he wanted with the character, broadcaster Harry Doyle. Uecker ad-libbed everything. “Juuuust a bit outside!”

Trivia #1 answer: On January 11, 2014, what player became the became the 1st player, in NFL history, to rush for > 150 yards with 4 or more rushing TD’s in a playoff game? – The Patriots’ LeGarrette Blount (166 yards, 4 TD) vs the Colts
Trivia #2 answer: What player is NOT in the top five all-time in NFL divisional round touchdowns? – Tom Brady, LeGarrette Blount, Franco Harris, Marcus Allen, John Riggins, Terrell Davis – Terrell Davis is #6 on the list
Trivia #3 answer: On January 17, 1997, the NBA suspended Dennis Rodman indefinitely for what? Kicking a cameraman, shoving a referee, punching a referee, punching another player, spitting on a fan, kicking a basketball – He kicked a cameraman

I feel bad for parents nowadays. They have to explain the birds and the bees, the bees and the bees, the birds and the birds, the birds that used to be bees, the bees that used to be birds, plus the bees that look like birds but still have a stinger!

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

Happy National Bootlegger’s Day!

It would be my honor and privilege to serve you downtown this afternoon. Come on down!

“I’ll shine up the old brown shoes
Put on a brand new shirt
I’ll get home early from work
If you say that you love me”

– Cheap Trick (I Want You to Want Me)

                        Not great, I know. Try this.

That is all…

Friday, January 10, 2025

by fasted86

Briefly. (I was up a little late watching the Fighting Irish!)

My heart goes out to anyone/everyone effected by the southern California wildfires. I’ve found myself glued to the TV following all of this. Incredibly devastating. To see the helplessness on people’s faces and hear it in their voices is gut-wrenching.

To everyone I offended last year… work on yourself so I don’t have to do it again this year.

Trivia #1: What is retrograde cricopharyngeal dysfunction (R-CPD)?
Trivia #2: What quarterback has the most wild-card round passing touchdowns all time? – Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Josh Allen, Ben Roethlisberger, Drew Brees, Brett Favre

On this date: January 10, 1863, 1st underground railway opens in London.
January 10, 1916, in retaliation for President Woodrow Wilson’s recognition of Mexico’s Carranza government, members of Pancho Villa’s revolutionary army take 17 US mining engineers from a train and shoot 16 of them in cold blood.
January 10, 1949, RCA introduces the 45 RPM record.
January 10, 1958, Jerry Lee Lewis’ “Great Balls of Fire” reaches #1 on the UK pop charts.

There’s nothing like Jerry Lee singing that song but Goose does a pretty good version himself.

So here we are. Recent research shows that millions of new cases of diabetes and heart disease every year are caused by sugary drinks. Another study showed that alcohol causes several types of cancer. Driving like an idiot can cause instant death and general stupidity can cause increased harm to yourself and others. Carry on…

More football! An instant classic last night in the first CFP semi-final, the other semi-final is tonight, two NFL wildcard games Saturday, three on Sunday and one Monday night. Bring it on!

Meanwhile, the Bruins lost last night, the Celtics are six back from the Cavs, the Red Sox are getting stingier by the day and well, the Patriots…

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: See trivia question #1.

Go away: Any and all articles about NFL teams asking permission to talk to/interview coaches from other teams. Enough already. When it’s over, just tell me who is coaching what team.

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: So, it really isn’t the apocalypse but there are many people describing the aftermath of the southern CA wildfires as “apocalyptic.”

Good news: Countless stories are being reported of good Samaritans/neighbors/first responders doing what people do to help one another in many different ways in respect to the wildfires. Some saving homes, some saving lives, others just doing what they can.

Bad news: Aside from the horrific CA wildfires, a Michigan couple died in two separate accidents between Christmas and New Year’s Day. Scott Levitan, 66, and Mary Lou Levitan, also 66, were both residents of Livonia. The sequence of events unfolded after Scott Levitan, who was ice-fishing with his 15-year-old grandson on Dec. 26, fell into a frozen lake while he was drilling a hole into the ice on Lake George in Addison Township. He was pulled out and taken to the hospital. The next day, Mary Lou Levitan was on her way to pick up her husband’s vehicle when she was fatally injured in a car accident. Scott Levitan was on life support at that time but did not survive.

Article I’ll skip: Aroma of meat drives some vegetarians and vegans to ‘cheat’, survey says.

So far, at least seven college football transfers have committed to Bill Belichick and his North Carolina program.

Trivia #1 answer: What is retrograde cricopharyngeal dysfunction (R-CPD)? – The inability to belch (no burp syndrome). The main muscle of the upper esophageal sphincter (the top gate of the food pipe), does not relax, which interferes with the burping process.
Trivia #2 answer: What quarterback has the most wild-card round passing touchdowns all time? – Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Josh Allen, Ben Roethlisberger, Drew Brees, Brett Favre – Ben Roethlisberger with 16

No parent ever turned the car around. It was an empty threat we all fell for!

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

Happy National Save the Eagles Day! And, more importantly, Happy National Quitters Day! Go ahead, throw those resolutions right out the window. Have that burger, have another drink, extend your middle finger towards the gym as you drive by, kick that puppy… OK, a little much there, but you get it.

“You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, but what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire”

– Jerry Lee Lewis (Great Balls of Fire)

I need a little more today.

Friday, January 3, 2025

by fasted86

Briefly. Though it doesn’t appear that way.

My wife: The can opener is broken.
Me: You mean it’s a can’t opener?
My wife: I can’t believe I married you.

Trivia #1: On January 3, 1938, the March of Dimes was created to fight what disease? – Influenza, Polio, Tuberculosis, Pneumonia, Cancer, Venereal diseases
Trivia #2: Who is credited with coining the phrase “March Madness” to describe the NCAA Division 1 men’s basketball tournament? – Al McGuire, Billy Packer, Dick Vitale, Jimmy Valvano, Rich Wysocki, Shaq, Brent Musburger
Trivia #3: What does VSiN stand for?

On this date: January 3, 1890, the 1st US college-level dairy school opens at University of Wisconsin
January 3, 1918, US Employment Service opens as a unit of the Department of Labor
January 3, 1920, Boston Red Sox baseball club owner Harry Frazee announces agreement to sell slugger Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees for $125,000 in cash and a $350,000 loan; start of the 84 year “Curse of the Bambino”
January 3, 1967, “The Tonight Show” is shortened from 105 to 90 minutes
January 3, 1977, Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs incorporate Apple Computer, Inc
January 3, 1987, Aretha Franklin is the first female artist to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

So far, favorites are 8-0 straight up and 7-1 against the spread in the College Football Playoff, while the teams with first-round byes went 0-4.

Go Irish!

Fun fact, not! – The Cincinnati Bengals’ Ja’Marr Chase had more receiving yards this year than every player listed as a WR on the Patriots’ roster.  Ja’Marr Chase – 1,612, Patriots WR’s – 1,543

Tom Brady is actually a pretty good analyst.

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: If Drake Maye doesn’t start on Sunday due to injury, three quarterbacks drafted during Bill Belichick’s regime – Jacoby Brissett, Mac Jones and Bailey Zappe – will be starting on Sunday.

Go away: Is it too early to tell winter to go away?

Relax people! More than 3,000 people have signed a petition urging the owners of a chapel-turned bar in a Maryland Marriott property to abstain from serving liquor from the former high altar. Catholics are asking the Wye Oak Tavern in the recently opened luxury boutique Visitation Hotel in Frederick, Md., to restore the dignity of the chapel. The restaurant features a bar around the former high altar, which is flanked by large stained-glass windows and statues of kneeling angels. The restaurant, which opened on Dec. 19, is located in the former chapel of the Visitation Convent and Academy, a Catholic all-girls school that was established in 1846. It shuttered its doors in June 2016 due to low enrollment and was then purchased in 2017 and opened as a hotel in 2024. 

“You are what you do, not what you say you will do.” – Carl Jung

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: This tragedy in New Orleans. It’s disturbing and similar incidents continue to happen. What is wrong with people?

I mentioned I had watched some of the 2024 Plumbing National Championship. Well, how about the Auto Tech National Championship?? It’s a thing!

Speaking on Things, Dunk Score is a thing. These poor, young basketball players of today. They are being scarred at such a young age.

Will Howard played a huge role in Ohio State’s 41-21 victory in the Rose Bowl. After the eighth-seeded Buckeyes advanced to the College Football Playoff semifinals, members of the team took the stage with roses in their mouths. However, Howard was too late to the party and was never able to join his teammates and head coach Ryan Day. Several people, including some Buckeyes, tried to inform those in charge that he was the quarterback who had just thrown for 319 yards and three touchdowns. But a man blocking the entrance stood firm in not allowing Howard on board. “They’re blocking me over there. There’s a weight limit, apparently.”

The Vrbo commercial with retired Alabama football coach, now ESPN analyst, Nick Saban is hilarious.

Good news: There are more than 500,000 children around the world live with advanced heart failure that requires transplantation. Ongoing research is to develop new therapies that can transform the lives of children with heart failure. A technology called induced pluripotent stem cells, where one can convert blood or skin cells of patients with heart failure into stem cells that then turn into heart cells … or even make engineered heart tissues that can be stitched onto the patient’s heart to help it pump. Incredible.

Bad news: A tragic accident on New Year’s Eve claimed the life of a 12-year-old boy during a ski trip at Cranmore Mountain in New Hampshire. The boy was skiing on a trail for intermediate skiers when the accident occurred. North Conway Fire and rescue team arrived on the scene and the boy had already been transported to the mountain base where he was unconscious. He did not recover.

Saquon Barkley, let the guy play. Though, even if he does, he still needs 101 yards to break the all-time record. Not exactly automatic.

Article I’ll skip: ‘Shazam!’ star says biblical disaster is looming thanks to artificial intelligence.

Weeks can feel like days, months can feel like weeks, and before we know it, another year has come to pass, so don’t wait to live—this isn’t a rehearsal.

Trivia #1 answer: On January 3, 1938, the March of Dimes was created to fight what disease? – Influenza, Polio, Tuberculosis, Pneumonia, Cancer, Venereal diseases – Polio
Trivia #2 answer: Who is credited with coining the phrase “March Madness” to describe NCAA Division 1 men’s basketball tournament? – Al McGuire, Billy Packer, Dick Vitale, Jimmy Valvano, Rich Wysocki, Shaq, Brent Musburger – It is Brent Musburger
Trivia #3 answer: What does VSiN stand for? – Vegas Sports Information Network

Guy to clerk: Excuse me, I ordered a dozen bees but you gave me thirteen.
Clerk: Ya, that extra one is a free bee.

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

Happy National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day!

I hope you all took the time at the end of the year to reflect back on 2024. To celebrate your victories and try to forget about your regrets. To be thankful for all you have and not crave for more materialistic things. To appreciate the ones you love and not hate. To commit to being a better person in 2025. I know I didn’t.

“Looking out on the morning rain
I used to feel so uninspired
And when I knew I had to face another day
Lord, it made me feel so tired

Before the day I met you, life was so unkind
But you’re the key to my peace of mind”

– Aretha Franklin (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

Keep Yourself Alive!

Friday, December 27, 2024

by fasted86

Briefly.

Waitress: “I see your glass is empty, sir. Would you like another?”
Me: “Why would I want another empty glass?”

Trivia #1: How large is the Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball in diameter? – 8 feet, 10 feet, 12 feet, 14 feet, 15 feet
Trivia #2: What two years did the Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball not drop, and why?
Trivia #3: Which conference has never sent a team to the College Football Playoff?  – Mountain West, American, Sun Belt, Big 12, Merrimack Valley
Trivia #4: Which New Year’s Six bowl has Georgia never played in? – Peach Bowl, Rose Bowl, Fiesta Bowl, Orange Bowl, Bowling Bowl

On this date: December 27, 1831, the HMS Beagle, with Charles Darwin on board, departs England for a survey of South America, a voyage Darwin later said “determined my whole career.”
December 27, 1945, the World Bank was created with the signing of an agreement by 28 nations.
December 27, 1979, Sire Records releases “Pretenders”, the debut album of The Pretenders, in the US.
December 27, 2000, Pittsburgh Penguins center and part-owner Mario Lemieux scores a goal and 2 assists in his return to the NHL after more than 3 years out with injury problems and lingering cancer issues.

Were you able to delete your browser history before Santa got a hold of your phone?

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: WalletHub released its 2024 list of the most festive and affordable cities in the United States after conducting research across all 50 states in key dimensions: traditions & fun, observance, generosity, shopping, and costs. They determined that Atlanta,GA is the best place to celebrate Christmas. What?!

Go away: 2024 – actually, it wasn’t the worst year ever but I do hope 2025 is better.

Education, you’re doing it right. 40 Notre Dame football players had finals the night before their College Football Playoff game last week.

“A great man is hard on himself; a small man is hard on others.” – Lao Tzu

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Social media users, primarily young women, are fawning over Luigi Mangione, the suspect accused of murdering UnitedHealthcare CEO Briain Thompson. Mangione is charged with first-degree murder in furtherance of an act of terrorism, stalking and a slew of other state and federal charges in both New York and Pennsylvania, for allegedly gunning down Thompson, a married father of two from Minnesota. Since the attack and Mangione’s arrest, social media has erupted with positive posts about the murder suspect. A TikTok video of an artist sketching Mangione’s face over Alexander Hamilton’s face on a $10 bill to the sound of news anchors talking about the words “deny,” “defend” and “depose” — the same words found on shell casings at the crime scene — has more than a million views and 234,000 likes.

Going for it, you’re doing it wrong. The college bowl season is always crazy, but on the day after Christmas, college football fans saw something they had never seen before. Thursday’s GameAbove Sports Bowl between Pittsburgh and Toledo took nearly five hours to finish as the contest saw six overtimes, the most ever in a bowl game, en route to Toledo’s 48-46 victory. Editor’s note: Pitt had a chance to win at the end of the 2nd OT but chose to kick a field goal when they had the ball on the 2-yard line  on 4th down. Serves ‘em right.

Good news: I’m heading into 2025 on a pretty good streak of consecutive days alive. Here’s to 2025!

Bad news: Will Robinson, an Oklahoma high school basketball coach and his family, were reportedly driving in their SUV on Tuesday morning when the vehicle left the roadway, got caught in a drainage ditch in Sherman, TX and was carried away by strong currents. All six family members were trapped inside. Robinson did not survive, while four other family members were rescued. The family’s 8-year-old daughter has not been found. Terrible.

Article I’ll skip: Super Bowl champ, Martin Gramatica, shares heartbreaking details from childhood

Trivia #1 answer: How large is the Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball in diameter? – 8 feet, 10 feet, 12 feet, 14 feet, 15 feet – 12 feet
Trivia #2 answer: What two years did the Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball not drop, and why? – 1942 and 1943, due to wartime lighting restrictions in WWII
Trivia #3 answer: Which conference has never sent a team to the College Football Playoff?  – Mountain West, American, Sun Belt, Big 12, Merrimack Valley – The Sun Belt conference
Trivia #4 answer: Which New Year’s Six bowl has Georgia never played in? – Peach Bowl, Rose Bowl, Fiesta Bowl, Orange Bowl, Bowling Bowl – The Fiesta Bowl

Before we work further on artificial intelligence, why don’t we try to do something about natural stupidity?

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

Happy National Fruitcake Day!

“The middle of the road is trying to find me
I’m standing in the middle of life with my plans behind me
Well I got a smile for everyone I meet
As long as you don’t try dragging my bay
Or dropping the bomb on my street”

– The Pretenders (Middle of the Road)

HAPPY NEW YEAR, everybody!

“Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?”

Friday, December 20, 2024

by fasted86

Briefly. Hmmm, it didn’t turn out that way…

Merry Christmas (and Happy Holidays, I guess) to everyone reading and their families. I love Christmas time!

If anyone is alone with no family or nobody to spend Christmas with, please let me know… I need to borrow some chairs. (Oldie, but still gets a chuckle)

Trivia #1: What does CERN stand for?
Trivia #2: How much is a petabyte?
Trivia #3: What country’s tourism record was broken between Jan. 1 and Nov. 30? – Japan, United States, Iceland, Spain, France, Italy, Dracut
Trivia #4: In the movie “Home Alone,” where are the McCallisters going on vacation when they accidentally leave Kevin behind? – Greece, Paris, Disney, Hawaii, Aruba, Italy
Trivia #5: Which NBA player has played the most Christmas Day games – Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Kareem, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James?
Trivia #6: From what country does the poinsettia plant originate from?
Trivia #7: What was the first company that used Santa Claus in their advertising?

On this date: December 20, 69 (that’s right, 69 AD) General Vespasian’s troops occupy Rome after defeating the Emperor Vitellius
December 20, 1820, Missouri imposed a $1 bachelor tax on unmarried men aged between 21 & 50 (Can you imagine how many men then moved out of Missouri!)
December 20, 1967, Ian Anderson and Glenn Cornick form rock group “Jethro Tull” in Blackpool, England
December 20, 1969, Peter, Paul & Mary’s cover of John Denver’s song “Leaving On A Jet Plane” reaches #1
December 20, 1974, “The Godfather Part II”, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, is released (Academy Awards Best Picture 1975)

Tomorrow is the shortest day of the year. It’s all downhill after that.

Rare ending to the first half in last night’s Denver/LA Chargers game. With eight seconds left in the half, and the Broncos leading 21-10, they punted the ball away in hopes of the time expiring and sending both teams to the locker room. The good news is that the clock hit zeroes – the bad news, however, is that Denver was called for fair catch interference. Of course, a half cannot end on a defensive penalty or a flag by the kicking team, so the Chargers had the opportunity for a “fair catch kick” after the penalty moved them up 15 yards. Cameron Dicker was able to line up for a 57-yard kick without any sort of rush, in fact, the ball didn’t even need to be snapped. He nailed it. That hadn’t happened in the NFL since 1976.

The Army/Navy football game, last Saturday, is such an event. The tradition, rivalry and respect given from all directions.

Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: The Bruins are tied for their most wins when trailing by 2 or more goals when entering the 3rd period in team history 2024/25 – 3, 2020/21 – 3, 2017/18 – 3.

The U.S. national debt is $36,189,345,826,140.62. Oops, sorry. That was yesterday. Right now, it’s up to $36,248, 090, 851, 924.00.

I kid you not. The other day while channel surfing, I came across the 2024 Plumbing National Championship. The winner, from Peabody, MA, took home $10K and a new set of tires. You cannot make that shit up.

Go away: Luigi Mangione, the thug who shot the healthcare CEO in the back. Just invoke capital punishment law (not that simple, I know) and get this guy out of our lives.

“Understanding the question is half an answer.” – Socrates

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: NYPD officers were seen sitting in the entire front row of the court room where Luigi Mangione’s court proceedings took place in the Blair County Courthouse. Several people outside the courthouse held signs that read “Deny, Defend, Depose,” the same message that Mangione allegedly left on shell casings at the scene of Thompson’s murder and words that are commonly used among insurance providers when they reject claims. 

Fewer people are watching the NBA than in previous years. Ratings for NBA games on ABC, ESPN, TNT and NBA TV are down 25% through Saturday and there are many ideas floating about why. Three-pointer propensity and lack of defense are the two main bugaboos observers point to. Oh, don’t me going about the state of professional basketball…

Smuggling drugs, you’re doing it wrong. A Florida fisherman hoping to catch a big one recently hauled in more than 50 pounds of cocaine wrapped in watertight plastic and branded with a scorpion. “If you happened to have lost or misplaced approximately 25 kilos of cocaine and would like to have your property returned, please contact our Narcotics Agents and we will be more than happy to reunite you with your lost property,” the Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey joked alongside a photo of the drugs.

OK folks, you can relax now. The world’s largest hornet, an invasive breed dubbed the “murder hornet” for its dangerous sting and ability to slaughter a honey bee hive in a matter of hours, has been declared eradicated in the US, five years after being spotted for the first time in Washington state near the Canadian border.

Good news: For us football fans, that is. After last night’s NFL game, tonight is open but that is followed by one or more games on Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Wednesday (Christmas), Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Whoa!

Bad news: ESPN’s Randy Moss has been diagnosed with cancer. What can I say, I like the guy.

Winning an award, you’re doing it wrong: Boise State running back Ashton Jeanty’s, a finalist for the Heisman Trophy last Saturday night, came up short to two-way Colorado star Travis Hunter in the voting. Jeanty thought so highly of his chances to win the award, he wrote and practiced an acceptance speech and even told the world he did so. DOH!

Article I’ll skip: Santa Claus might be real after all as a stunning new discovery proves it

This just in, the Patriots’ QB Drake Maye has been ruled out of Sunday’s game versus the Bills, due to a back injury. Apparently, Maye suffered the injury sometime during the past several games where he was carrying the team on his back…

Trivia #1 answer: What does CERN stand for? – European Organization for Nuclear Research
Trivia #2 answer: How much is a petabyte? – 1,000 terabytes or 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Trivia #3 answer: What country’s tourism record was broken between Jan. 1 and Nov. 30? – Japan, United States, Iceland, Spain, France, Italy, Dracut – Japan saw 33.4 million visitors (247,500 were Americans)
Trivia #4 answer: In the movie “Home Alone,” where are the McCallisters going on vacation when they accidentally leave Kevin behind? – Greece, Paris, Disney, Hawaii, Aruba, Italy – They were going to Paris
Trivia #5 answer: Which NBA player has played the most Christmas Day games? – Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Kareem, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James? – Kobe Bryant (16)
Trivia #6 answer: From what country does the poinsettia plant originate from? – Mexico
Trivia #7 answer: What was the first company that used Santa Claus in their advertising? – Coca-Cola

Speaking of Japan, KFC is the preferred Christmas meal in Japan. Hey, I read it on the internet!

Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.

Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)

“Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.” – Marcus Tullius Cicero

Happy National Underdog Day.

Ya’ll got 5 days to get in the spirit. Let’s go!

First, the Eagles

Then, the boss!