Author: fasted86

Briefly. (for a change) 

Trivia #1: Who is the youngest opposing quarterback to defeat the Patriots at Gillette Stadium?

Trivia #2: Who doesn’t like Goldfish crackers? How many goldfish are considered a single serving?

Trivia #3: Tom Brady had a 13-yard run from scrimmage last Sunday. What is his career long run? 

Incredible, and why they hate us. The four major Boston sports teams have not lost (in regulation) at home in 27 consecutive games. (Bruins – 13, Celtics – 8, Patriots – 5, Red Sox – 1) The last lost was September 28 at Fenway. Last night the Bruins were trailing 3-0 in the third period and came back to tie, only to lose in OT, to keep the streak alive. 

I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be. 

On December 3, 1979 (40 years ago) 11 people were killed and another two dozen injured when a crowd of thousands lined up for first-come, first-serve tickets began to stampede outside what was previously named the Riverfront Coliseum in Cincinnati, OH. The pre-show tragedy was for a Who concert who just this week announced their return to Cincinnati for the first time since that day. Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend, the remaining original members of the band, said they are still haunted by the tragedy. 

Hilo (HI) High School senior, Keanu Keolanui, kicked a 55-yard field goal on the last play of the game to send his team home winners of the HHSAA Division I State Championship. His kick hit the crossbar and bounced over. The kick tied the high school state record. 

“I’m trying to think…” – Don’t say that. If you are trying to think then you are thinking. You are not trying to think. Got it?!

A week late but… last Sunday the Cincinnati Bengals beat the Jets. Before that win Cat Teams had been 0-15 since November 4 when the black cat ran onto the field during the Cowboys/Giants game (Lions 0-5, Panthers 0-4, Bengals 0-3, Jaguars 0-3)

Quote for the week: “You can’t win a war by digging a hole. You have to attack.” Bill Belichick

Quote for the week part deux: “You make the caption.” – Al Michaels on MNF football while showing the clip of Gronk dancing with the Lakers cheerleaders. Michaels and Collinsworth were both laughing at the time. 

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. 

I saw where Chris Sale (elbow) has been cleared to start throwing. I tell you what, Chris. It’s December. How about you rest for a little while longer and not start throwing anytime soon? 

R.I.P. John “Jack” Fenlon (78) – my Uncle Jack. Father to 7, grandfather to 16, a great guy. 

Trivia #1 answer: Who is the youngest opposing quarterback to defeat the Patriots at Gillette Stadium? – Colin Kaepernick (25 –years and 43 days old) in 2012. DYK: The Patriots are 41-0 at home since 2001 against opposing quarterbacks 25 years old or younger. (Kansas City’s Patrick Mahomes is 23 years, 26 days old) Go Pats!

Trivia #2 answer: Who doesn’t like Goldfish crackers? How many goldfish are considered a single serving? – 55

Trivia #3 answer: Tom Brady had a 13-yard run from scrimmage last Sunday. What is his career long run? – 22 yards in 2006 

“The kids couldn’t hurt Jack
And they tried and tried and tried
And dropped things on his back
And lied and lied and lied and lied

But they couldn’t stop Jack, or the waters lapping
And they couldn’t prevent Jack form feeling happy” 

– The Who

Briefly. 

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. Having said that, for those of us slobs working for the man, this is the best day off of the year. 

Trivia #1: CT Scan – What does CT stand for?

Trivia #2: What do Mason Rudolph, Matt Ryan and Derek Carr all have on common?

Trivia #3: What does the company Buffalo BottleCraft make?

Trivia #4: What NFL team has the most Thanksgiving Day wins? Which one has the most Thanksgiving Day losses? 

The New England Patriots were 0-3 last year when scoring 17 or fewer points in any game during the regular season. They are 3-0 in such games this season. 

7 foot, 5 inch Celtic Tacko Fall has been recently hanging out at the Boys & Girls Club of Boston’s Charlestown Club. Why? He’s been taking swimming lessons having never learned while growing up in Dakar, Senegal. 

According to a Yahoo Financial analysis, since 1989 Americans have shelled out a staggering $4.12 billion to incarcerate innocent men and women. 

If you can’t be a good example, be a warning. 

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Washington Redskins’ quarterback Dwayne Haskins missed the final snap (kneel-down) of the Redskins’ victory last Sunday because he was taking selfies with fans. Dude?! You were 13-29 for 156 yards and an interception. It wasn’t you!

This week’s sign of the apocalypse part deux: Tesla has received 200,000 reservations, requiring $100 deposits, within 72 hours after unveiling its Cybertruck. You know, the one whose shatterproof windows were broken during the unveiling. 

I was watching last Friday when Kemba Walker went down. I swore he either had broken his neck or hurt his spine, especially seeing how tightly he was strapped down on the gurney. Glad he’s OK, lucky! 

Me: It’s not how many times you fall, it’s how many times you get back up. Cop: That’s not how field sobriety tests work. 

Call Guinness! 104-year old Florence Teeters bagged her first buck during her first-ever hunting trip. She shot and killed a small “spike” buck with unbranched antlers. Now from my brief research, this buck was likely no more than two years old. That means old Flo killed a creature roughly 102 years younger than she is. That’s gotta be some kind of record! 

The San Francisco 49ers are the first 10-1 team to enter week 13 as an underdog since the 2007 Cowboys. The Cowboys, then 10-1 went on to beat the Green Bay Packers. 

Bobsled. I was intrigued. Who was Bob and how did he get a sled named after him? Not to be as the name is derived from the action some competitors adopted of bobbing back and forth inside their sleds to increase speed.  

I don’t care how professional you are it’s gotta be brutal for Doug Flutie to have covered so many BC/Notre Dame football games, especially when Notre Dame romps as they did last Saturday. 

OK, so it wasn’t exactly a coming-out party but N’Keal Harry did have the game’s only touchdown on a pretty sick-looking catch. 

It’s the holiday season. Don’t forget to turn the bathroom scale back 15 lbs. 

Quote of the week: “That’s a bad white boy. Most skilled white dude in NFL history.” – Carolina Panthers’ defensive lineman, Gerald McCoy on teammate Christian McCaffrey. Now, that maybe very non-PC, and I’m sure more spoken about if vice-versa, but still I completely agree with him.

Quote of the week #2: “Life is better when there are fat people scoring touchdowns.” – Mike Golic Jr. on ESPN Radio

Quote of the week #3: “Banners can’t beat us tonight, the players have to beat us.” – Stephen F. Austin coach Kyle Keller before the Lumberjacks upset win on Duke’s home court on Tuesday night. 

Numbers surrounding Stephen F . Austin’s overtime win over Duke on Tuesday night. ESPN called it the biggest D1 upset in 15 years. Duke was favored by 27.5 points and at one point led by 15 points. It was Duke’s first nonconference loss at home since 2000. 

I read an article about the top causes of memory loss. Surprisingly, 11 beers was not on the list. 

Good thing I/we were born when we were. Most popular names in a recent Nameberry list: For boys – Alva, Acacius, Esaton, Cash, Ash, amongst others. For girls – Adah, Amina, Nova, Mika. 

Trivia #1 answer: CT Scan – What does CT stand for? – Computer tomography

Trivia #2 answer: What do Mason Rudolph, Matt Ryan and Derek Carr all have on common? – All of these starting quarterbacks were benched during their respective games last Sunday.

Trivia #3: What does the company Buffalo BottleCraft make? – They make bottle openers out of golf balls, baseballs and hockey pucks. Really.

Trivia #4: What NFL team has the most Thanksgiving Day wins? Which one has the most Thanksgiving Day losses? – The Detroit Lions have both going 37-38-2. 

“Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain
Hitting on the moonshine, rocking in the grain
Got no time to pack my bags, my foot’s outside the door
I got a date, and I can’t be late, for the high hope hailla ball.” 

– Led Zeppelin

Briefly. 

Trivia #1: Buffalo Bills’ quarterback Josh Allen was named AFC Player of the Week this past week. When was the last time a Buffalo Bills quarterback was so honored?

Trivia #2: On Wednesday night the Dallas Mavericks beat-up on the defending champions Golden State Warriors 142-94. It was the 6^th time this season that the defending champion team did not have one player in the game from last year’s team. When was the last time a defending champion had 6 such games in a season before December 1^st?

Trivia #3: Name the NCAA hockey champions from the past 5 years. Bonus if you get them in order.

Trivia #4: What is Bougainville?

Happy 24th to my son Michael!

The Celtics and Bruins. Up and down but much more up than down. Both fun to watch. 

In the aforementioned Mavs/Warriors game, of the Golden State players who started the game, the best plus/minus for the game was minus 30. Minus 30 was the best! 

The University of Pennsylvania cancelled the remainder of the women’s volleyball team’s season after “offensive, vulgar and disrespectful” posters were discovered in the team’s locker room. (you want to see them, don’t you?) 

Terry Bradshaw, love him or hate him? I love the guy, when he played and now. 

Ever been so drunk you got hit by a parked car? 

Rutgers’ football. If you’re going to lose, at least get the moral victory. The Scarlet Knights didn’t beat #2 Ohio St. last Saturday, but they did cover the 53-point spread while losing 56-21. The 21 points nearly matched the 24 total points Rutgers put up in their previous six Big Ten games combined. 

My wife says I only have two faults. Not listening and something else. 

In last Sunday’s game against Philadelphia, the Patriots’ Julian Edelman had more touchdown passes than Tom Brady. 

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Elon Musk shows off bulletproof truck… 

You are all invited to the N’Keal Harry breakout party this Sunday at Gillette, 4:25pm on FOX. 

You can check any time you’d like, but you can never leave. 

Sometimes the best deals are those never made. When teams like the Red Sox make horrible signings they are chastised (rightfully?) up and down. Let’s go back and give them credit for releasing Jacoby Ellsbury in 2014. The Yankees signed him to a 7-year, $513M contract. Yesterday they released him and ate more than $26M in the process. Since the beginning of 2014 his WAR ranked 67^th among MLB outfielders. By comparison, Mookie’s WAR in that span was 37.2. 

Speaking of Gronk… I’m such a hater. I’m glad he is not returning to the Pats now that he has donned a L.A. Lakers jersey. I hope his event at the Super Bowl fails miserably. 

Understatement of the year? Tiger Woods’ former mentor Mark O’Meara referred to Woods’ winning three more majors to catch Jack Nicklaus “will be very difficult.” Really? 

I do like using my chainsaw but a good leaf blower isn’t far behind. 

In other worthless news, Carmelo Anthony, we don’t care. 

R.I.P. Fred Cox (80): Former Minnesota Vikings kicker, scored a Minnesota-record 1,365 points in his career, 2^nd all-time at the time. Amazing in that the Vikings played outdoors throughout his career. Cox kicked in 18 postseason games including all four of the team’s Super Bowls, losing them all. DYK, Fred Cox was also co-inventor of the Nerf football. 

Trivia #1 answer: Buffalo Bills’ quarterback Josh Allen was named AFC Player of the Week this past week. When was the last time a Buffalo Bills quarterback was so honored? – Josh Allen in last season’s finale. Both games were against Miami.

Trivia #2 answer: On Wednesday night the Dallas Mavericks beat-up on the defending champions Golden State Warriors 142-94. It was the 6^th time this season that the defending champion team did not have one player in the game from last year’s team. When was the last time a defending champion had 6 such games before December 1^st? – It has never happened once before December 1^st

Trivia #3 answer: Name the NCAA hockey champions from the past 5 years. Bonus if you get them in order. – Minnesota Duluth (2019, 2018), Denver (2017), North Dakota (2016), Providence (2015)

Trivia #4 answer: What is Bougainville? – Depending on a vote by its Pacific people tomorrow, Bougainville is set to become the world’s newest nation by gaining independence from Papua New Guinea. 

“After midnight, we’re gonna let it all hang down.
After midnight, we’re gonna chug-a-lug and shout.
We’re gonna stimulate some action
We’re gonna get some satisfaction
We’re gonna find out what it is all about
After midnight, we’re gonna let it all hang down.” 

-Eric Clapton

Briefly. (not today) 

Trivia #1: Venice, Italy is made up of how many islands – 11, 23, 68, 118, 279?

Trivia #2: In 2000, the Red Sox’ Pedro Martinez became the first AL pitcher to unanimously win the CY Young Award in consecutive years. What two NL pitchers have won it unanimously in consecutive years?

Trivia #3: What U.S. state has the biggest difference in temperature between its all-time low temperature and all-time high?

Trivia #4: What is the nickname of the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff?

Trivia #5 (5?): So Mike Trout won the AL MVP, again, his third. Yes he deserved it. Of the following, which one did not win three MVPs in his career? Barry Bonds, Yogi Berra, Roy Campanella, Joe DiMaggio, Jimmy Foxx, Mickey Mantle, Willie Mays, Stan Musial, Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez, Mike Schmidt. 

Big Friday night – Go B’s, Go C’s!!!! 

Venice mayor Luigi Brugnaro plans to declare a state of emergency amid major flooding caused by the second highest tide on record. St. Mark’s Basilica was flooded for the sixth time in 1,200 years. Brugnaro stated, “Now the government must listen … these are the effects of climate change… the costs will be high.” Climate change? It flooded for the sixth time in 1,200 years, not for the sixth time in 6 years! 

Speaking of climate change, on this past Tuesday and Wednesday, record low temperatures were recorded in cities from Minnesota to Alabama/Mississippi/Louisiana including and not limited to Michigan, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio, New York, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, and Illinois. Along the way snow blanketed more than 30% of the U.S… It’s freakin’ November! 

Adam Vinatieri, still kicking 50+ yard game-winners. Adam Vinatieri, still missing 40+ yard game-winners. Adam Vinatieri, still missing extra points. 

Quote for the week: “I just came from the place (New England) with the most defenses in the league, so any other defense is pretty much easy to learn.” – Dallas Cowboys’ Michael Bennett 

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Disney’s new streaming service warns fans that they may encounter “outdated cultural depictions” while watching some of its older content. 

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: Chris Sale’s Agent Reveals Red Sox Pitcher’s Arm “Feels Really Good” (ya, talk to me in September) 

I read that Dustin Pedroia is planning on returning. Don’t get me wrong, Pedroia is one of my all-time favorite Red Sox players, but it is time to move on. 

On the other hand, sell the house for Mookie Betts. 

And speaking of coming back, I hope Gronk doesn’t. Yes, it is likely he can help the team, possibly help a lot, but what does that really say about Gronk and team sports in general? I mean, going forward, what player wouldn’t announce his retirement and not have to go through training camp and the early season games, just to come back and play out the season and potentially the playoffs? Most can certainly afford it.

Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. 

Not for nothing but it was just great to see that Evansville hoops, and coach Walter McCarty – former Celtic, take down Kentucky. 

The 1972 Dolphins celebrated with yet another champagne toast now that their undefeated-season record will stand for at least another year. 

Speaking of the Miami Dolphins, they have the longest winning streak (2) of any team in the AFC East. 

Have you ever had a conversation with someone and thought to yourself; “this person should be in concussion protocol” 

Interesting stat: The New Orleans Saints failed to score a touchdown for the third game this season. They had two such games from 2006-2018. 

Please NHL, ditch the shootout and let ‘em play all night. But then, I repeat myself. 

Gordon Hayward. That poor guy has no luck. 

Nobody, and I mean nobody, chews gum like Seattle Seahawks’ coach Pete Carroll. 

Trivia #1 answer: Venice, Italy is made up of how many islands – 11, 23, 68, 118, 279? – 118

Trivia #2 answer: In 2000, the Red Sox’ Pedro Martinez became the first AL pitcher to unanimously win the CY Young Award in consecutive years. What two NL pitchers have won it unanimously in consecutive years? – Sandy Koufax and Greg Maddux

Trivia #3: What U.S. state has the biggest difference in temperature between its all-time low temperature and all-time high? – Minnesota (low of -70, high of 117 – a difference of 187 degrees!)

Trivia #4: What is the nickname of the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff? – The Golden Lions

Trivia #5 (5?): So Mike Trout won the AL MVP, again, his third. Yes he deserved it. Of the following, which one did not win three MVPs in his career? Barry Bonds, Yogi Berra, Roy Campanella, Joe DiMaggio, Jimmy Foxx, Mickey Mantle, Willie Mays, Stan Musial, Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez, Mike Schmidt. – Willie Mays 

“Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit?
Heard about Pittsburgh, P.A.?
You outta know not to stand by the window
Somebody see you up there
I got some groceries, some peanut butter
To last a couple of days
But I ain’t got no speakers, ain’t got no headphones
Ain’t got no records to play

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco
This ain’t no fooling around” 

-The Talking Heads

Briefly. 

Trivia #1: The Colorado Rockies’ third baseman Nolan Arenado has won a Gold Glove in each of the first seven seasons in his career. He is now in fourth place all time for Gold Gloves won by a third baseman. Name the three players ahead of him. 

Adam Vinatieri, still kicking 50+ yard game-winners. Adam Vinatieri, still missing 40+ yard game-winners. 

I got my flu shot the other day. You should do the same. 

I get so anxious on Election Day. So many political signs on the streets. So many signs! So confusing. This past Tuesday I voted for a real estate agent for School Committee. 

Since when can’t you double team block on a kick-off in the NFL? Why not? 

So Coca-Cola is coming out with is biggest new product release in a decade. Its sparkling water, dubbed “AHA”, will come in eight flavors. I know I know, I’m thinking the same thing – what flavors will go best with vodka? 

Article I’ll skip: “Green Bay Packers’ Aaron Rodgers addresses rumors about his relationship with Brett Favre” 

Ah, now here’s a hint… Researchers working off the coast of a French island in the Indian Ocean made a grizzly discovery Wednesday after an autopsy on a tiger shark’s stomach revealed the hand of a Scottish tourist who had been reported missing days earlier. 

It has been so difficult to generate fan interest in for the Chargers, currently in L.A., that the team is reportedly considering moving to London. After last night, I can see why. 

Quote for the week: “Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.” – Warren Buffet 

Useless information, supposed to fire my imagination… Last Sunday marked the first time in NFL history that three quarterbacks with the same last name all started and won for their respective teams. 

Don’t forget what Veterans Day is all about.

In not so shocking news, former Red Sox pitcher Bill “Spaceman” Lee made the ceremonial “first purchase” for the grand opening of Curaleaf Oxford, an adult-use marijuana business in Oxford, MA. 

In other Boston sporting news, right out of the Book of Red Auerbach, the Boston Bruins’ visiting locker was voted the second worst in the league. 

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Anyone with parking fines at the University of Alaska Anchorage campus has the option to reduce or cover the cost of their tickets with peanut butter and jelly. (no typo there) 

I’m switching banks. My ATM keeps giving me my bills facing in different directions. 

No, I really mean it! From Florida State President John Thrasher: “I think very highly of Coach Taggart and wish him well.” Ya, after not only firing him as head football coach but doing so knowing the school would have to buy him out for $17M. This just in, alumni donations for his firing topped the $17M mark! 

Trivia #1 answer: The Colorado Rockies’ third baseman Nolan Arenado has won a Gold Glove in each of the first seven seasons in his career. He is now in fourth place all time for Gold Gloves won by a third baseman. Name the three players ahead of him. – Scott Rolen, Mike Schmidt and Brooks Robinson. DYK, Brooks Robinson won 16 Gold Gloves in his career, the most by any player at any position. 

R.I.P. Joe Krugh (86) – My father-in-law. I honestly never heard him say a bad word about anyone. Good guy. 

“Once I ran to you (I ran)

Now I’ll run from you
This tainted love you’ve given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that’s not nearly all
Tainted love (oh)

Tainted love” 

– Soft Cell

Briefly. 

Trivia #1: There are currently 8 undefeated college football teams in the top 25 rankings. Name them.

Trivia #2: The month of November is named from the Latin novem, meaning “nine.” Why nine?

Trivia #3: Prior to this NFL season, Christian McCaffrey (CMC) needed 52 receptions to surpass what player for the most catches by a running back over their first three seasons (238)? 

Adam Vinatieri, still kicking 50+ yard game-winners. 

In a story I read: “The Getty Fire in Los Angeles, which has destroyed a dozen homes and forced many people – including some celebrities – to escape the area…” I’m sorry but the reference to “including some celebrities” is completely irrelevant. 

This just in, the Celtics are fun to watch when they have it all together. And, other than their opening night debacle vs. Philly, they are getting it together. Stay healthy boys! 

Speaking of the Celtics and staying healthy, 7-foot-6 center Tacko Fall last week was entered into the league’s concussion protocol. He was in the Auerbach Center and went to wash his hands but failed to notice the low ceiling. DOH! 

A court in eastern Bangladesh sentenced the principal of an Islamic school and 15 others to death on Thursday over the killing of an 18-year old woman who was set on fire for refusing to drop sexual harassment charges against said principal. 

Congratulations to the World Series Champion Washington Nationals. Some great games throughout that series including what we all want, a game 7! (no matter what the sport, we want game 7) 

Golf Digest just put out their top 30 nicest guys on the tour list. Now come on, let’s call a spade a spade and also list the top 30 biggest pricks on the tour. Now that would be fun! BTW, Rickie Fowler is considered the nicest guy on the tour as voted by players, caddies, media members, golf executives, locker-room attendants and tournament volunteers. What a guy! 

Celibacy is not hereditary. 

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Female news anchor diagnosed with breast cancer after streaming first-ever mammogram on Facebook live. 

The Bruins are currently 9-1-2, that’s 12 games total. Check for yourself. 

Spicy things up, you’re doing it wrong. Police in Australia have arrested four men in connection with $210 million worth of methylamphetamine found hidden inside hundreds of bottles of sriracha in a cargo container imported from the United States. 

Quote of the week: “The past and the future are in the mind. I’m in the now” – Tom Brady

Quote of the week, part deux: “A few friends are better than a few thousand followers.” – Miller Lite as part of their campaign aimed at getting off social media platforms. 

Trivia #1 answer: There are currently 8 undefeated college football teams in the top 25 rankings. Name them. – LSU, Alabama, Ohio St., Clemson, Penn St., Baylor, Minnesota, SMU.

Trivia #2 answer: The month of November is named from the Latin novem, meaning “nine.” Why nine? – November was the ninth month of the ancient Roman calendar.

Trivia #3 answer: Prior to this NFL season, Christian McCaffrey (CMC) needed 52 receptions to surpass what player for the most catches by a running back over their first three seasons (238)? LaDainian Tomlinson (CMC has 39 receptions so far this season) 

“Girl, you gotta love your man
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah” 

– The Doors

Briefly. 

Trivia #1: In a phone survey by Monmouth University, the top Halloween candies as preferred by Americans were revealed. Rank them: Candy Corn, Snickers, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, M&M’s, plain chocolate Hershey’s bars.

Trivia #2: Two Sundays ago the Baltimore Ravens’ Lamar Jackson became the first player in the Super Bowl era to go over 200 yards passing and 150 yards rushing in a regular-season game. What player previously accomplished the feat in a playoff game?

Shots on goal alltime, one game.

Trivia #3: Name the two NFL players who have at least 50 yards receiving in every game this season.

Trivia #4: What is the definition of “necropsy?”

Trivia #5: Why not… What was ironic about last night’s Vikings/Redskins game? Hint, it had to do with the quarterbacks? 

Speaking of Halloween, if a child comes to your door with a blue candy bucket that means he/she has autism and may not be able to speak and say “trick or treat.” Hey, I’m here to educate. 

Once again, the NHL is insulting our intelligence by listing “Games Played” in the standings. The Bruins are currently 6-1-2, that’s nine games played. Really, you can check it yourself. 

I don’t need to be forgiven. 

I am finding it very difficult to get excited about the NBA. Having said that, I can’t wait for NCAA hoops to heat up! 

Corey Kitzmann of Davenport, Iowa broke the Minnesota record for catching and releasing a 57 ¼ inch, 47-pound muskellunge on Lake Vermillion. He caught the fish in August and it was certified by the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources (DNR) on October 11. 

My boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, so I make sure I poop on company time! 

Marcus Smart. Another season, another hairdo that leaves people scratching their heads. Really? 

Hunting, you’re doing it wrong. Thomas Alexander (66) of Arkansas, died after a deer he shot turned the tables and reportedly got up, attacked and killed him. 

So Aaron Judge called the yankees’ 103-win season a failure because they didn’t make it to the World Series. He played poorly himself in the ALCS batting. 240 with a homerun and 10 K’s, please stop crying. This is from a guy who missed more than two months during the regular season with a tummy ache (well, oblique but it’s the same thing). 

The Celtics’ Jason Tatum was voted the #2 player in the NBA most likely to have a breakout season. Hey kid, no pressure. 

The Bruins first line is scoring all the goals, blah-blah-blah. Just win baby, and they are! 

You may recall several weeks ago I noted that King Rama X (the king of Thailand) had appointed his new royal Noble Consort, or Chief Concubine. Well now Royal Noble Consort Sineenat Wongvajiralongkrn has been stripped of her title. In a statement it was noted that “…she is ungrateful and behaves in ways unbecoming of her title…”. Unbecoming of her title? She’s the Chief Concubine! 

CC Sabathia, C-ya. Very difficult seeing you come off the mound last Thursday night, especially because I wanted Houston to extend their lead. Don’t let the door hit you in the arse. 

R.I.P. Satchel Paige (3) – The three-year old gelding last week became the 34^th horse to die at Santa Anita race track in Arcadia, CA since December. 

Trivia #1 answer: In a phone survey by Monmouth University, the top Halloween candies as preferred by Americans were revealed. Rank them: Candy Corn, Snickers, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, M&M’s, plain chocolate Hershey’s bars. – 1) Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, 2) Snickers, 3) M&M’s, 4) Candy Corn and Hershey’s bars – tie

Trivia #2 answer: Two Sundays ago the Baltimore Ravens’ Lamar Jackson became the first player in the Super Bowl era to go over 200 yards passing and 150 yards rushing in a regular-season game. What player previously accomplished that feat in a playoff game? – Colin Kaepernick in the 2012 playoffs (if you’re offended, my apologies for mentioning his name)

Trivia #3 answer: Name the two NFL players who have at least 50 yards receiving in every game this season. – Michael Thomas (Saints) and John Brown (Bills)

Trivia #4 answer: What is the definition of “necropsy?” – An autopsy performed on an animal.

Trivia #5 answer: What was ironic about last night’s Vikings/Redskins game? Hint, it had to do with the quarterbacks? – For the first time in NFL history, the starting quarterbacks in a game were the starting quarterbacks for the opposing teams the last time the two teams played each other – Kirk Cousins and Case Keenan 

“I know there’s nothing to say
Someone has taken my place
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won’t you lay me down in the tall grass
And let me go my stuff” 

– Fleetwood Mac

Briefly (not so much after missing last week) 

Trivia #1: I heard this on the radio and the numbers are generalized, but close enough. In decisive playoffs games (winner-take-all), match the percentage of times the home team wins in each sport; MLB, NBA, NHL – 60%, 48%, 74%.

Trivia #2: The thong was first revealed in what country – France, United States, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Puerto Rico, Mexico?

Trivia #3: What Boston Bruins’ player didn’t play a single game during the 1970 regular season or playoffs yet had his name engraved on the Stanley Cup that Boston won that year?

Trivia #4: Zdeno Chara (40) is the oldest active player in the NHL along with one other 40-year old. Who is that? 

Would I like some bacon? No, thank you. Said no one… ever. 

Dedication to one’s country. Tennis star Naomi Osaka (21), born in Japan but raised in the United States, has started the process of relinquishing her U.S. citizenship so she can play for Japan in the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo. Good for her. 

Nor’easter, micro burst, bomb cyclone, you can’t make this sh!t up. Oh wait a minute, yes you can. DYK, a “bomb cyclone” is also known as a storm undergoing “bombogenesis?” Other common phrases for bombogenesis include weather bomb, or simply bomb cyclone. I know, this easily could have been filed under “useless information.” 

The Bruins are off to a great start and so is David Pastrnak, 6 goals in the last two games, 8 total. And speaking of hockey, I don’t like their tie-breaking routine, getting to a shootout if necessary. Go to three-on-three if you have to but no soccer stuff, huh. 

Article I’ll skip: “Muhammad Ali’s ex-wife weighs in on LeBron James controversy” 

Speaking of LeBron, I have an idea; shut up and dribble. 

Have you noticed that many movie channels have already started with the horror films this season? Tune in! 

The Minnesota Twins have now lost an MLB record 16 straight playoff games dating back to 2004. 13 of those losses have come to the yankees. 

And speaking of the yankees, Go Nationals! 

I saw a bumper sticker the other day: “John 3:16” – remember that guy, Rainbow Man? He used to be everywhere! 

Trivia #4 hint: Trivia #4: Zdeno Chara (40) is the oldest active player in the NHL along with one other 40-year old. Who is that? – he is a former Bruin. 

Do you think being superstitious is bad luck? 

Expectations were low but I thought Gronk came through with flying colors in his Fox debut last week. 

What ever happened to the Pats’ no-huddle offense? Let’s shake it up a little. 

Through three quarters of play last Sunday, the Rams’ Jared Goff had 27 yards passing. That is not a typo. He finished with 78. 

The last two times the Bills started the season 4-1 they finished with a losing record (6-10 in 2011 and 7-9 in 2008). 

The Coors Lite commercials just keep getting better. The latest? “Coors Lite! The official beer of drinking while golfing just to drink!” 

This has been a forever issue with me and most of you too, I’m sure. A great song comes on the radio and the DJ talks through the beginning. Drives me out of my mind. 

More than 20 years ago, Tampa Bay running back Warrick Dunn surprised a single mom with a new home. Now retired, Dunn recently partnered with Habitat for Humanity and others to give a hard-working nurse and her son a new home. It was the 173^rd single-parent family Dunn has helped find permanent, stable housing. Good stuff! 

R.I.P. Cindy Murphy – I never met her but knew of her fight. If she was anything like her husband, she was something special.

R.I.P. Ted Green (79) – DYK, “Terrible Ted” won Stanley Cups with the Bruins in 1970 & 1972, three championships in the World Hockey Association with the Winnipeg Jets and five more Stanley Cups as an assistant with the Edmonton Oilers in 1983-1984 through 1989-1990. 

Trivia #1 answer: I heard this on the radio and the numbers are generalized, but close enough. In decisive playoffs games (winner-take-all), match the percentage of times the home team wins in each sport; MLB, NBA, NHL – 60%, 48%, 74% – MLB (47%), NBA (74%), NHL (60%)

Trivia #2 answer: The thong was first revealed in what country – France, United States, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Puerto Rico, Mexico? – Brazil in the 1970’s

Trivia #3 answer: What Boston Bruins’ player didn’t play a single game during the 1970 regular season or playoffs yet had his name engraved on the Stanley Cup that Boston won that year? – Ted Green. He had taken a stick to the head in a preseason game and missed the entire season.

Trivia #4: Zdeno Chara (40) is the oldest active player in the NHL along with one other 40-year old. Who is that? – Joe Thorton 

“Baby come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was somethin’ in everything about you
Baby come back
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can’t live without you” 

– Player 

Good night everybody!

Briefly. 

Trivia #1: What year did the “Original Six” era begin? 1936, 1939, 1940, 1942

Trivia #2: Wayne Gretzky holds the NHL record for most regular season assists, all-time. Who is second? Ron Francis, Ray Bourque, Paul Coffey, Mark Messier, Chris Chelios, Sean Gleason 

Does it matter? Really? They’re just gonna to go for two. 

Serving beer, you’re doing it wrong. A vendor at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami on Sunday completed a fan’s purchase with a personal card reader and not with the device vendors at the stadium are supposed to use. The unsuspecting fan was unknowingly charged $724 for two beers. The vendor was arrested and charged with grand theft and possession of a skimming device. The Dolphins lost again and there is no truth to the rumor that the fan is still drinking. 

Monumental Sports & Entertainment – which owns the Capital One Arena and Washington DC’s Capitals, Wizards & Mystics – is partnering with internationally known betting and gaming company William Hill U.S. to create the first sportsbook at a professional venue in the United States. Signs at the Capital Arena indicate the sportsbook will open in 2020. 

I got my 2020 office calendar yesterday and the first thing I noticed was that Christmas and New Years are on Friday next year. That is so great! 

I read an article that made a point that the deciding factor of the MLB MVP, in the case of a “tie”, should be how the player’s team fared that season. I couldn’t disagree more. 

As a public service, on October 8, 2020 Americans who fly will need to have a driver’s license that meets new federal security requirements, or they’ll have to produce another form of acceptable identification to get through airport checkpoints. TSA advises travelers not to wait until the last minute to obtain what’s known as a Real ID, and enhanced version of a standard driver’s license required by Congress in 2005, following the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. 

Get in front of the ball! How many times do you think Milwaukee Brewers’ outfielder Trent Grisham had been told that in his lifetime? Tuesday night he overran a base hit to right field in the bottom of the 8th inning against the Nationals allowing all three base runners to score and blowing a seemingly sure victory for the Brewdogs in the NL Wildcard game. Doh! 

22-year old Rafael Devers is the first third baseman in MLB history to have at least 200 hits, 50 doubles and 30 homeruns in a season. 

Vontaze Burfict. Loser. 

I have never been a fan of the three-point shot. Get rid of it. It’s like fantasy football, give more points for a long touchdown. Should homeruns be worth two runs if they are over 450 feet? Two-point goals for a shot outside the blue line? Watch a little kids’ basketball game. All they want to do is chuck it up from anywhere. Get rid of it. 

During Wednesday’s AL Wild Card game, ESPN ran various stats at the bottom of the screen. I honestly didn’t even know what most of them meant. 

In case you missed it, Walgreens has joined Rite Aid and CVS in pulling Zantac and its generic versions off their shelves due to a possible cancer link. 

My kind of headline: “Reducing Red Meat May Not Be Worth It” 

Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: More than 50% of America’s cats are overweight or obese. 

R.I.P. Beverly “Guitar” Watkins (80) – An unsung, blues guitar legend known for her attacking playing style. She was said to play like Jimi Hendrix (playing behind her head) and Pete Townsend, and influenced many musicians including John Lennon. 

Trivia #1: What year did the “Original Six” era begin? 1936, 1939, 1940, 1942 – In 1942

Trivia #2: Wayne Gretzky holds the NHL record for most regular season assists, all-time. Who is second? Ron Francis, Ray Bourque, Paul Coffey, Mark Messier, Chris Chelios, Sean Gleason – Ron Francis 

“You’re just like crosstown traffic
so hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I don’t need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I’m tryin’ to get to the other side of town”

Briefly. (not really this week) 

Trivia #1: Patrick Mahomes now has a record 13, 300-yard games in first 20 career games. Whose record did he break?

Trivia #2: What NFL quarterback has an NFL-best streak of 19 straight games with a touchdown pass? 

Zach Short is a shortstop for the Cubs. 

The Miami Dolphins have been outscored 133-16 in their first three games. 

Right now the Red Sox have a better chance of making the playoffs than the Dolphins do. 

Eduardo Rodriguez got his 19^th win the other night: 5 innings, 11 hits, 7 runs (all earned), 3 walks, 6 K’s and a HR. Quite the “win.” 

Speaking of Ric Ocasek, last week, there was a steady flow of Cars tunes at Gillette Stadium last Sunday during breaks in the action. Pretty classy, I thought. 

Speaking of Tim Tebow, not, his NCAA record of 15 consecutive games with a running and throwing touchdown was broken last week by Houston QB D’Eriq King. D’Eriq has decided to invoke a new NCAA rule and sit out the rest of the season before transferring to another school. That sux, just my opinion. 

A recent survey conducted by OnePoll on behalf of Bosch home appliances found that Americans throw away 103 pounds of spoiled food from their fridge every single year. The survey also found the average America has about $102 worth of product in their fridge at any given time. Also, the survey found that Americans will toss out four spoiled items from their fridge per week. The most common food wasted overall? Fruit. Specifically, bananas (55%), strawberries (50%) and apples (47%) were found to be the most commonly thrown out spoiled foods. 

Last Sunday was the first time two NFL teams were favored by 20+ points, in a non-strike season. Both underdogs from the AFC East. Go Pats. 

In case you missed it Kyrie Irving broke his face in practice the other day. 

The Bruins open next Thursday, the Celtics on the 23^rd. Does anyone think the C’s will have a better season than the B’s? 

That’s it. I’m rooting for the Twinkies. Anyone but the yankees/Dodgers. 

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: According to Next Gen Stats, Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Mecole Hardman reached 21.7 mph on his 83-yard touchdown catch last week, the fastest a ball carrier has run on any touchdown this year. 

John Breech writes for cbssports.com. He’s a funny guy. In case you missed it, Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll took a football to the face last Sunday, pregame, that required multiple stitches. Said Breech, who had picked Seattle to beat the Saints; “Now, I’m not a doctor but that man should have been in concussion protocol. I don’t even know if he had a concussion, but based on the way he coached against the Saints, I’m going to assume he did…” 

Headline of the week: “Woman sentenced for cutting off lover’s genitals after he shared sex tape” 

What happened to Craig Kimbrel you ask? He signed with the Cubbies for the final 1/3 of the season. He pitched 20 2/3 innings giving up 15 runs for a cool 6.53 ERA. Despite his shortened season he set a career high allowing nine homeruns. During Chicago’s recent playoff run he let up the game-winning HR last Thursday and blew a save (two HRs) on Saturday. The Cubs are done, again. 

Quote for the week: “If you ever sit in on a Bill Belichick meeting, don’t worry. He’ll find it.” – Devin McCourty referencing Bill finding the team’s defensive flaws despite how good they have been playing. 

Here’s a line to chew on, read in an NFL article: The randomness of the Patriots dominance is perplexing. 

Let’s face it. The Patriots defense shut out the opponent again and has let up three points in three games this season. This is after allowing three points in SB. 105 yards last Sunday. Baltimore had 643 yards of offense in week #1, the Pats have allowed 597 in 3 games. 

Another gas leak in Lawrence!?!?!?! 

If you don’t like football and have absolutely nothing to do on Sunday, you can go to Fenway Park and for $99 get 4 tickets to the 3pm game vs Baltimore, 4 hotdogs, 4 orders of fries, 4 popcorns, 4 fountain drinks, walk the outfield warning track before the game and get a pregame picture with a player, and (kids) run the bases after the game (if you can stand being there that long). Cool deal! 

Is it me or every Sunday, late afternoon, Philip Rivers stands on the sideline covered with dirt and sweat looking like someone beat him up and took his lunch money. EVERY week! 

The Sox’ Christian Vasquez says he is having more fun than ever this year, playing well and hitting all those homeruns (a career high 23). Hmmm. I guess that’s more fun than winning a World Championship? 

Trivia #1: Patrick Mahomes now has 13, 300-yard games in first 20 career games. Whose record did he break? Kurt Warner

Trivia #2 answer: What NFL quarterback has an NFL-best streak of 19 straight games with a touchdown pass? – The Vikings’ Kirk Cousins 

I try not to repeat bands in consecutive weeks but I cannot get this out of my head – all week! 

“One too many times
I fell over you
Once in a shadow
I finally grew
And once in a night
I dreamed you were there
I cancelled my flight
From going nowhere

It’s all I can do” 

 

Good night everybody!