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Fun fact: I do my best proofreading after I post.
The two unwritten Rules of Life:
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Trivia #1: Who is Yusuf Dikec?
Trivia #2: How did the diesel engine get its name?
Trivia #3: On August 9, 1925, Babe Ruth was pinch hit for, the only time in his career, by Bobby Veach. What did Veach to in the at-bat?
Trivia #4: What does BAbip stand for in baseball terms?
Trivia #5: During a stretch where Jack Nicklaus played in The Open Championship in every year from 1963-1980. What was his worst finish? – 7th, T(ied)8th, 10th, T12, 15th, T16th, T22
On this date: August 9, 1173, construction of the Tower of Pisa begins. It takes two centuries to complete.
August 9, 1848, US Barnburners (anti-slavery) party merges with Free Soil Party nominating Martin van Buren for president.
August 9, 1905, Ty Cobb’s mother kills her husband mistaking him for a burglar. (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!)
Damn girl, are you a Prius? Because you’re giving me no sounds or indications that you’re turned on right now.
The Patriots beat the Carolina Panthers last night. My quick, unknowledgeable take on the game? The Panthers stink.
“Breaking” is an Olympic sport? I’m confused and don’t consider it a sport. Then again, many people think car racing is a sport too. Are they going to introduce the “Tango” as a sport in future Olympics? I may be joking but, really. And while we’re at it, what about body surfing???
This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Over the last few years, Delta Air Lines has embraced the diversity, equity and inclusion agenda under the purview of a chief officer who believes that the phrase “ladies and gentlemen” isn’t inclusive.
Good news: The Dodgers’ Freddie Freeman was moved to tears when he was given a standing ovation before his first at-bat after a nine-day absence due to his son, Maximus, being diagnosed with a rare neurological illness. Touching.
The Chicago White Sox finally won a game, ending their 21-game, record tying losing streak. Their manager has been fired and they stand at 28-89, in line to challenge the ’62 Mets’ modern-era record of 120 losses in a season.
Where is the fun?
Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, but mama, that’s where the fun is.
Stop complaining: Re: Debby
Speaking of the Patriots… I can only assume Bailey Zappe got so much playing time last night was to showcase him as trade bait? What else?
Speaking of Jerod Mayo, after last night, it had been 24 years, 7 months and 7 days since someone other than Bill Belichick coached the New England Patriots.
You’ve’ all heard it before, don’t drink the water! A dream vacation turned into a nearly fatal nightmare after two Oklahoma State University students were allegedly poisoned after ordering water from a poolside bar at a Cancun resort.
The Pirates’ Aroldis Chapman is 36-years-old. The other night he struck out Manny Machado on a 104.7 mph fastball, after throwing 105.1 mph fastball earlier in the at-bat.
Headline of the week: Fugitive on the run for 35 years finally captured across the country after car chase. (“On the run for35 years?” Who is this guy, Forrest Gump?!)
Speaking of the Olympics… though the US has only one more gold medal than the next country, China, they do have 30 more overall medals. Dominance!
Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: The Red Sox have the 5th easiest remaining “strength of schedule” in the AL.
Article I’ll skip: Study finds consumption of everyday item could pose increased heart attack risk.
R.I.P. This just in… Former President Jimmy Carter is still not dead.
DYK, Billy Bean died last week. He was MLB’s Sr. Vice President for Diversity, Equity & Inclusion. He was NOT Billy Beane (note the “e” at the end), former GM for the Oakland Athletics and the man behind Moneyball. Well, I didn’t know that…
Remember the good ‘ole ice cream truck? I mean, there was nothing like the 25-cent, two-ball screwball!
Trivia #1 answer: Who is Yusuf Dikec? – He is a 51-year-old Turkish, silver medal-winning pistol shooter. He wears no visor or blinders, as other shooters do, and simply has one hand in his pocket when he shoots. He is a social media sensation. Dude!
Trivia #2 answer: How did the diesel engine get its name? – It was patented by Rudolph Diesel in 1898
Trivia #3 answer: On August 9, 1925, Babe Ruth was pinch hit for, the only time in his career, by Bobby Veach. What did Veach to in the at-bat? – He flied out (boring answer, yes)
Trivia #4 answer: What does BAbip stand for in baseball terms? – Batting average for balls put in play. I’m sure some little dweeb from MIT came up with that stat.
Trivia #5 answer: During a stretch where Jack Nicklaus played in The Open Championship in every year from 1963-1980. What was his worst finish? – 7th, T(ied)8th, 10th, T12, 15th, T16th, T22 – T12th (1965)
Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.
Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)
Happy National Rice Pudding Day!
– Manfred Mann’s Earth Band (Blinded by the Light)
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