Briefly.
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
Trivia #1: What was the first country to make period products, tampons and pads, free? – Scotland, Ireland, Italy, Great Britain, United States, Poland
Trivia #2: What is the only NFL team never to have played on Thanksgiving Day?
Go away: The Manning brothers. (I did try to watch them one night. I don’t believe I lasted a full minute.)
On this day: November 24, 1859, English naturalist Charles Darwin publishes “On the Origin of Species” radically changing the view of evolution and laying the foundation for evolutionary biology.
For those of you who don’t know, I turned 60 earlier this year. I have to tell you, that “I-have-to-pee-again” thing? It’s real!
The Mahomes/Maauto Statefarm Insurance commercial is pure brilliance.
They said it: “” – I’m not sure she said anything but did Dolly Parton need to say anything? Mingya, what a performance!
WTF: A judge has granted Daryl Hall a temporary restraining order against his bandmate John Oats.
Article I’ll skip: NFL exec reveals how he feels about Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift relationship
This week’s sign of the apocalypse: AI-powered technologies have opened the door for a whole new experience for those who decide to partake in sports betting. Machine learning algorithms can be leveraged to allow various sportsbooks to analyze a given bettors’ patterns and interests to show them personalized recommendations. As a result, users are given a variety of new tools that they otherwise would not have without the technology.
This week’s sign of the apocalypse, part deux: Saint Mary’s College in Notre Dame, Indiana recently declared it will consider allowing biological males to attend the university if they have a history of identifying as women.
Your New England Patriots haven’t been in last place in their division after 11 weeks since 1990.
Speaking of the Patriots, the John Madden/Daryl Stingley story yesterday brought me to tears. Upon further review of the story… “Following the game, Madden went directly to the hospital where Stingley was being treated. In fact, he was the lone visitor there for Stingley. No New England players, coaches or staff members were there to check on the status of the injured player. The Patriots were getting set to leave via airplane, having not heard yet of the tragic news of Stingley’s paralysis, when Madden called the Oakland airport to tell them the news. He insisted that the carrier return to the gate.” – Just tragic
You gotta have a little rock ‘n’ roll music to get you through the stormy weather.
I still can’t get over Derrick White’s hair or lack thereof.
I just don’t get injuries in the NBA, especially compared to the NHL and NFL. Pussies. I mean, a player sits out for “Injury management?”
Did it bother anyone that the guy from the Operation game was clearly awake?
Trivia #1 answer: What was the first country to make period products, tampons and pads, free? – Scotland, Ireland, Italy, Great Britain, United States, Poland – Scotland on November 24, 2020
Trivia #2: What is the only NFL team never to have played on Thanksgiving Day? – The Jacksonville Jaguars
Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.
“We only live once.” Wrong! We only die once. We live every day. Now get off your ass and get out there!
I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving.
Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)
Happy National Buy Nothing Day! (It’s a thing!)
“Ooo are you feeling satisfied
Come on let us give your mind a ride
Ooo are you ready tonight
Come on let us give your mind a ride
It’s up to you, you can do what you like
Come on let us give your mind a ride”
– Boston (Feelin’ Satisfied)
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