Briefly. (Please excuse my one-week hiatus, I’m wicked sorry)
Mick: “Paddy, if you were stranded on a desert island, who would you like most to be with you?”
Paddy: “My uncle Tommy.”
Mick: “What’s so special about your uncle Tommy?”
Paddy: “He’s got a boat!”
Trivia #1: White Mountain National Forest: Land of “blank” “blank”
Trivia #2: The first Open Championship was held in Prestwick in 1860 with how many players? – 8, 12, 16, 20, 24, 32
Trivia #3: Who won the 2003 Open Championship as the only player under par? – Ben Curtis, Vijay Singh, Thomas Bjorn, Lee Trevino, Gary Player
If you don’t understand what a loan is, perhaps college isn’t for you after all.
45% of those polled (they didn’t ask me!) approve of student loan forgiveness. Are you kidding me?!
On this day: July 21, 1853 – Central Park in New York was created
Go away: The debate over whether the movie “Diehard”, released 35 years ago this month, is a Christmas film.
This week’s sign of the apocalypse: A young male, who formerly identified as a transwoman, who was castrated and became a “patient for life” as part of “gender-affirming care” wants to warn others not to follow in his footsteps. (I read this 11 times and still don’t get it!)
This week’s sign of the apocalypse, part deux: A Florida family was awarded $800,000 in damages after a girl was left with second-degree burns outside a McDonald’s in Tamarac, near Fort Lauderdale, when a McDonald’s Chicken McNugget fell on her leg when her mother pulled away from a drive-thru. (No truth to the rumor that the burn resembled that from a cigarette butt)
Stop complaining. Just stop.
WTF: (Possibly new topic here) – Alabama executed James Barber last Friday morning for the brutal beating death of an elderly woman 22 years ago. 22!!! His last meal consisted of “loaded” hash browns, a western omelet, spicy sausage and toast.
Lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell. Laid there for 8 hours until her friend came. My question, why didn’t the cameraman help??
Article I’ll skip: John Stamos names the castmate who made him want to get ‘the f—‘ “Full House”
Good news: Ummm, I didn’t go to work today???
Trivia #1 answer: White Mountain National Forest: Land of “blank” “blank” – White Mountain National Forest: Land of Many Uses
Trivia #2 answer: The first Open Championship was held in Prestwick in 1860 with how many players? – 8, 12, 16, 20, 24, 32 – There were 8 players
Trivia #3 answer: Who won the 2003 Open Championship as the only player under par? – Ben Curtis, Vijay Singh, Thomas Bjorn, Lee Trevino, Gary Player – Ben Curtis
I never called you stupid, but when I asked you to spell “orange” and you asked me the fruit or the color, it kinda caught me off guard.
Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)
Happy National Junk Food Day!!!! (Have at it!)
“Hey tonight
Gonna be tonight
Don’t you know I’m flyin’
Tonight, tonight
Hey, c’mon
Gonna chase tomorrow
Tonight, tonight”
– Creedence Clearwater Revival
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