Briefly. (I gotta go climb a mountain)
My blonde girlfriend thinks USB is a backup plan in case USA fails.
Trivia #1: Who was the first American-born player to win the Open Championship? – Walter Hagen, Bobby Jones, Jim Barnes, Harry Vardon, Jock Hutchinson, Dane Hubbard
Trivia #2: Why does golfer Rickie Fowler where orange? – It is his daughter’s favorite color, He went to Clemson University, He likes oranges, He went to Oklahoma State University, There’s nothing that rhymes with it
Go away: Aaron Rodgers (he didn’t listen to me the first time)
You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, you can always post your case to Facebook and wait for all the know-it-alls to offer advice.
This week’s sign of the apocalypse: NCAA volleyball player, Mary Petty wrote a tweet about the debate over transgender athletes participating in women’s sports, but the tweet had gone over the media platform’s character limit. She asked OpenAI’s widely popular ChatGPT to shorten the tweet and was “told” the message was rewritten to promote inclusivity.
On this day: June 23, 1939, Bronko Nagurski beats Lou Thesz in Houston to win the National Wrestling Association world heavyweight title.
June 23, 1975, rocker Alice Cooper falls off stage in Vancouver, breaking 6 ribs
I saw a list of songs entitled “!00 songs that were made to play in the car.” Upon further review, I would retitle it: “100 songs that make me want to drive 100 MPH.”
Useless information supposed to fire my imagination: USFL MVP favorite Alex McGough has the Stallions on the verge of making championship game.
Article I’ll skip: Major American sports league makes decision about Pride jerseys during warmups
Are you feeling old lately? Judge Judy is 80!
Now I’ve seen some interesting restroom signs before, but in a place called “Geddy’s” in Bar Harbor, Maine – “Inboard” & “Outboard”
Good news: (More like a “They said it”) – 99-year-old Mildred Kirschenbaum, of Boca Raton, FL; “You’ve got to enjoy life. If you’re up there in years, do yourself — not your children, not your friends, not your world — yourself, a favor: Enjoy everything.”
Trivia #1 answer: Who was the first American-born player to win the Open Championship? – Walter Hagen, Bobby Jones, Jim Barnes, Harry Vardon, Jock Hutchinson, Dane Hubbard – Walter Hagen ((1922)
Trivia #2: Why does golfer Rickie Fowler where orange? – It is his daughter’s favorite color, He went to Clemson University, He likes oranges, He went to Oklahoma State University, There’s nothing that rhymes with it – He went to Oklahoma State University
“Tonight, I’m gonna party like it’s 1999…” How’s that song doing nowadays? In the meantime, I’m going to party like it’s 2023!
Be careful out there. (It’s a jungle!)
Happy United Nations Public Service Day!
“I told her that I came from Detroit City
And I played guitar in a long-haired rock-and-roll band
She asked me why the singer’s name was Alice
I said, “Listen, baby, you really wouldn’t understand.”
– Alice Cooper
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